Sorry, I couldn't help myself...

Mountain Lakes; a superbly wealthy aristocratic town 40 miles from NYC. The "ML kids" are all sons and daughters of old-money European aristocrats. Do not blame the girls if they must look gorgeous, it's peer pressure. And no, they do not get up at 5am to do their makeup....they get up at 3:30. The boys are bred for lacrosse ability and in-between games and maintaining their 4.0s... they all play Halo 2. Laker's don't sleep, they take Ecstacy, which their parents by for them. Beirut isn't only played on weekends, but there is actually an elitest group of students who play every day. No one knows who is in it, but every one in the school wants to join. These are the wealthiest and most fabulously dressed of all students at MLHS. You can tell them apart from their Oscar de la Renta sweaters and BMs. In class, the wealthiest kids pick on all the others. If you're not in the "in" crowd, you basically are not allowed to have friends. Loser guys pop their pink polos, and the girls (who, of course, are all "hoes") chase after them in their respective Mercedes. Officers are afraid to pull students over, and will never fine them for drinking. No one likes Lakers, BT hates Lakers, families are dysfunctional, people start smoking crack at 4, play Lacross at 4 1/2, will never be caught without daddys credit card, a "C-note," and makeup kit. If you don't fit into this category, you are not welcome. Oh, and lastly; all Mountain Lakers can fly, clear 100' buildings, and score 1600 on the SAT.

If you believe any of this, never, ever go to Mountain Lakes. I don't think you'll be able to stand the shock. And, all you dumbasses, look up stereotype in the dictionary. It's because of intolerant people like you that there is hate in the world.
"Hey student-that-is-usually-not-very- social-and-has- never-attended-a-party-before!
I'm glad to see that you're coming out more. Want to play beirut?"
"No, I don't really drink."
"That's cool. Let me introduce you to some people."

"durh, i hate mountin laks"
"gheh, yeh. lets be k00l and make fun of them at urbandictionary.com"
"were awesome dood"
by Lak April 21, 2005
Mountain Lakes rocks, and so does every one in it... I heart ML
"hey, are you from Mountain Lakes?"
"Yea, why?"
"O, I was gonna say, your pretty cool... I wish i lived there, thats where ALL the cool kids live..."
by prettysweet April 05, 2005
Im a Laker........and Mountain Lakes is a pretty cool town. It has a great school system, amazing athletics, and everyone has laker pride. yes, there are some snobby girls, but not all of us are like that. if your school doesnt have snobby girls that have to look good....well im pretty sure thats impossible. most girls are not in that group....including me and i have alot of friends....and Boonton Township kids dont hate us... im friends with most of them. yes, sports are important......but you dont have to play lacrosse to be "popular." Our football team is really good an basketball, field hockey, and ice hockey. if you want to hate on mountain lakes go ahead. this town is an extremely nice place to grow up. also to all you people that say you get made fun of if your not white & christian...well thats not true. Im jewish and i never get made fun of.
wow...those mountain lakes kids seem to be good at everything!
by superskittles January 19, 2011
Mountain Lakes is a wonderfully diverse community. It is a hilly suburb of NYC, that is filled with majestic lakes. If you happen to grace our streets in the fall, you will experience the most breathtaking autumn colors the northeast has to offer. It is the perfect place to park you car and gaze at the American Dream. The public school system is on par with the best private schools in the area. I attended Mountain Lakes in the early Noughties. In those days there was something of a social renaissance taking place within the halls of Mountain Lakes high school. The infamous “Nerd’s Revenge” that took place in the late nineties created equality amongst all subcultures. It was one vehicle named the Bosnianmobile that started a revolution, which would once again create a rift between the students. This decrepit piece of machinery forced segregation and single handedly cracked the foundation of equality the nerds of the nineties worked so hard to achieve. This is a public service message for all of those socially challenged students in ML who dream of equality to rise up once again and fight.
Mountain Lakes
by MEeeee1467 February 02, 2011
Mountain Lakes is a beautiful town full of rich white people. There are a handful of asians and jews, but basically no black or hispanic people.

Sports are number one in Mountain Lakes. Everybody plays two sports for most of their childhood. One of those sports must be lacrosse. The other is usually swimming or soccer.

It's called Mountain LAKES because there are lakes all over town that kids swim in during the summer and skate on in the winter. Birchwood and Island Beach are the main summer hangouts.

The public schools are really good.

Since it is a small town, gossip flies at the speed of light. By midday, every one of your friends will have known what you did last night.

Lakers love their town and have extreme patriotism to ML. If asked to choose two colors, the first ones that come to mind will no doubtably be blue and orange.

Don't judge Lakers. They get better when they grow up.
Mountain Lakes is located in New Jersey.
by shoesforafrica December 30, 2011
Mountain Lakes is a town in New Jersey. If you don't live there, you would not know how: We DO NOT smoke a lot, nor do we drink, we DO have good diversity, we DO NOT have a large amount of bullying, we DO NOT have drug games such as "beruit," we WORK HARD for our good sports, I DO NOT play lacrosse and I'm pretty popular in school, and so on. Our high school is exceptional. If you don't live there, then don't make up false lies and rumors about what happens here.
Guy 1: Hey, my name is Bob and I'm from Mountain Lakes.
Guy 2: You must be pretty snotty.
Guy 1: Have you ever lived there? Because news papers CAN lie, you shouldn't trust them all the time.
Guy 2: Erm... No.
Guy 1: Precisely.
by Lakerandproud October 14, 2011
A small, pleasant town in Northern NJ. Most of the high schoolers drink alcohol regularly and still maintain a pretty high GPA. The school gets great test scores and everyone goes to a nice college. The people are very shallow and apathetic. Although the girls think they are all that,most show up to school wearing sweatshirts and old UGGS, with washed out Hard Tails. Other definitions describe the people as good looking, but in reality very few are. The gossip is only about people who want to be gossiped about, and who do things over the weekend just so that on Monday people will be talking about them. Sports are really bad at the high school, except for boys lacrosse and swimming. Girls talk about other girls they hate, which is ironic because the reason they hate them is because they talk about people. Mountain Lakes has its own lingo like "legit", "obnoxious", "all out", "dominate", "beastly",and "def". Everyone knows everyone since they were born. Most people aren't actually that rich, only a few families are. The majority of families are upper middle class, which is still very nice. Mountain Lakes is really no different than any other town. You have your rich, your poor, the in between, the popular, the outcasts, the nerdy, and the Star Wars fans. The only difference is that for some reason everyone in Mountain Lakes thinks they are better than other people. Even people in the same town, which makes it very hard to find true and loyal friends.
"That girl really bugs me, all she does is talk about other people. I can't stand that. She is sooo shallow. Ooo, but I really like her designer tote, it's like 'def'awesome!

Mountain Lakes is very homogeneous. And creepy, unattractive people are considered all that.
A small, pleasant town in Northern NJ. Most of the high schoolers drink alcohol regularly and still maintain a pretty high GPA. The school gets great test scores and everyone goes to a nice college. The people are very shallow and apathetic. Although the girls think they are all that,most show up to school wearing sweatshirts and old UGGS, with washed out Hard Tails. Other definitions describe the people as good looking, but in reality very few are. The gossip is only about people who want to be gossiped about, and who do things over the weekend just so that on Monday people will be talking about them. Sports are really bad at the high school, except for boys lacrosse and swimming. Girls talk about other girls they hate, which is ironic because the reason they hate them is because they talk about people. Mountain Lakes has its own lingo like "legit", "obnoxious", "all out", "dominate", "beastly",and "def". Everyone knows everyone since they were born. Most people aren't actually that rich, only a few families are. The majority of families are upper middle class, which is still very nice. Mountain Lakes is really no different than any other town. You have your rich, your poor, the in between, the popular, the outcasts, the nerdy, and the Star Wars fans. The only difference is that for some reason everyone in Mountain Lakes thinks they are better than other people. Even people in the same town, which makes it very hard to find true and loyal friends.
"That girl really bugs me, all she does is talk about other people. I can't stand that. She is sooo shallow. Ooo, but I really like her designer tote, it's like 'def'awesome!

Mountain Lakes is very homogeneous. And creepy, unattractive people are considered all that.

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