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Toilet paper. Bumf. Bumfodder. Arse wipe.
You would know why if you were out in the mountains and didn't have any. Don't forget to bring the mountain money.
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Toilet paper. Bum Wad. Keister cleaner.
Don't ever venture into the mountains without it! Kirsten and Melissa forgot the mountain money on their two-week hike into the wilderness. They never made that mistake again.
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The main "currency" carried when camping, hunting, or traveling to any remote location. Commonly mis-pronounced as 'toilet paper', mountain money is a vital part of any enjoyable outdoor vacation. (unless of course you enjoy fecal matter dripping out of your pants, and stinking like a turd) Measured in rolls, one should always take at least two when going on any expedition. Note: Paper towels are a poor and unexcuseable substitute for mountain money. Camping Scenario 1:
Jim: "Hey, you bring any toilet paper?" Bob: "You mean mountain money?" Jim: "Yeah, whatever, do you have any?" Bob: "Sure, there is some in the back of the truck...don't forget the shovel." Camping Scenario 2: Jim: "Hey, you bring any toilet paper?" Bob: "You mean mountain money?" Jim: "Yeah, whatever, do you have any?" Bob: "Oh shit! I forgot to bring some!" Jim: "We're screwed." |
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