e-mount 

The total cost of buying something online once postage and packaging, insurance etc has been added to it

Curt : I bought a sick new tracky off the net from Hong Kong the other day, brand new, cheap as anythin mate!

Jack : Oh yeah what was the total E-mount?

e-mount by Jack Downes December 13, 2008

E-mount 

The total cost of buying something online once postage and packaging, insurance etc has been added to it

Curt : I bought a sick new tracky off the net from Hong Kong the other day, brand new, cheap as anythin mate!

Jack : Oh yeah what was the total E-mount?

E-mount by Jack Downes December 12, 2008

Mount Ever-Rhyst

A rather large human being.

"Hey look! That guy can't get out of the bath tub, he's so Mount Ever-Rhyst!"

Mount Ever-Rhyst by Tardar Sauce May 21, 2013

mount everbreasts 

Giant, sagging, wobbly, stretch-marked breasts that are so big you'd need a ready supply of oxygen to conquer them. Usually the only "attractive" feature a man can find on a grossly overweight woman, even when drunk as hell.

guy 1: "I was so tit-faced last night"
guy 2: "yeah, I could tell, you were in and about that fatty all night"
guy 1: "oh jesus, now I remember, did I try to conquer her mount everbreasts?"
guy 2: "you had to be revived by paramedics mate"
guy 1: "Sir Edmund would be ashamed"

mount everbreasts by Mirrorrim August 18, 2007

Mount Everest

The Mount Everest is performed by taking a dump on your partner’s chest, then quickly turning around and covering your steaming pile of excrement with a large shot of cum. This gives the effect of snow on top of a mound of dirt. The name Mount Everest describes not only the act but also the difficulty involved in completing the act. It may sound easy enough to complete, however the Mount Everest must be performed on an unsuspecting victim. To date only one person has been credited with properly completing this act, for the purposes of this post we shall refer to him as Mike. The trick is to some how convince your partner to lay on her back (naked of course) while you stand or crouch over her. For this act to truly be considered a Mount Everest you must fully complete the act before she can react, it is suggested that you use oral sex or sensual massage as a cover

Dude #1: "You should have seen the look on your Mom's face when I gave her the The Mount Everest".
Dude #2 "Oh? Wait, what's a Mount Everest?"

Mount Everest by Justin Finke December 25, 2005

Mount Everest

highest mountain on Earth; also famous as being the place where oxygen bottles go to die and lay in mass graves.

The plie of bottles is taller than the friggin' mountain. Start rolling the bottles down. It's a hill, they'll roll.

Mount Everest by Shawn E. June 26, 2003

Mount Everest

When you take a shit on a loved ones chest then jack off on the poop pile capping it with your cum to give the appearance of a snow covered mountain.

Damn girl I can’t believe you let me give you a Mount Everest in your parents bed.

Mount Everest by Mortdog January 6, 2020