Mount Olive. Where do I start? It is a little place in northern New Jersey, where nobody knows who they fucking are. Everyone follows everyone, and the entirety of the highschool is basically a pack of soldiers. You aren't cool unless you binge vodka like it's going out of style, and you shouldn't even bother going within a one mile radius of the place if you think you're going to get people to listen to music other than the ghettoist shit in the universe. Weed is everyones best friend, and if you've never seen the stuff, you definitely don't live in Mount Olive. Every girl thinks they are better than the next and they think starting the lamest drama will get them known. But they are so wrong. Everyone knows everything about eachother and it fucking sucks. The highschool is freezing as Antarctica in the winter, and hotter than hell in the summer. They might as well just have the school outside. The freshman are the trashiest around, and think they're the shit when they actually get looked down on and people think they're disgusting. Some of the freshmen girls think it's cute to wear two-inch long denim skirts in the winter with flipflops, when everyone can actually see their asses and nobody thinks it's hot. Well, the guys do. The guys at Mount Olive High School are the most judgemental assholes you will ever meet. You're only considered hot if you dress like a boy and wear sweatpants and sweatshirts 87 sizes to big to school, or if you wear almost nothing. If you don't fit in to any of those female outlines, you might as well start pouring the lighter fluid on yourself because no guy will ever talk to you. If you walk around the halls without a pass, just put handcuffs on yourself, because there's no way in hell your getting past the lobby. In Mount Olive, cocaine is the new weed, and weed is the new alcohol. Speaking of alcohol, if you even go near a party in Mount Olive, you probably should throw your camera into the forest, because little freshmen who have absolutely NOTHING better to do really enjoy showing the administrators pictures of every single kid chugging a bottle of vodka, or sucking on a keg. Nobody likes the freshmen anyway, and this just makes them become even more hated than they already are. Good going! Hey freshmen! Word of advice: If you can't beat 'em, join 'em!
Moving on to the sports teams of Mount Olive. Every single sport never wins one game all season. They tried changing coaches, but then they realized it's just the kids. If you go to a football game, you may only see about 7 people sitting on the bleachers, because nobody really gives a shit. Everybody just pre-games before, and walks around the field behind the bleachers wasted and happy. The only sport Mount Olive is remotely good at, is wrestling. But directly after the wrestling season is over, comes lacrosse. And then roxbury whips Mount Olive's ass.
Mount Olive is separated in to two sections; Budd Lake, and Flanders. Flanders is a place where the only thing you will pass when driving by is a lame shopping center that consists of a McDonalds, a Dunkin Donuts, and a grocery store. The only time anybody really enters the center is when they want to steal hair products and gum because they're too poor, or come to one of the fast food places because they're either wasted or have the munchies. In Flanders, there is an area commonly known as Flanders Crossing. It is a place where every house is about 5 inches from the next, and everyone there is a huge asshole. They call themselves badass because they all live on top of eachother and they think they're hot shit, when in reality everybody hates them, and they all look like overgrown 5th graders. Budd Lake is probably the scummiest place to be. Nobody knows eachother there, and you probably couldn't turn a corner without being offered drugs. The lake is known to have bodies, dogs, and even cars lying at the bottom. Luckily, one specific car was saved from these disgusting waters, along with the person driving it! :D The only part of Budd Lake people actually enjoy is the BP gas station, because it is the only place around where you can buy cigarettes at any age and not be examined with a lie detector.
Oh, good old Mount Olive. Maybe one day you'll learn what good music is, and how white-trash you really are.

Mount Olive is a place located in a suburb of a suburb of yet another suburb in northern NJ where the best thing to do on a friday night is to hang out in the dunkin donuts parkin lot. Probably the worst place on earth because the cops have nothing better to do but harrass everyone who isn't at dunkin donuts. Oh and its filled with quite possibly the worst people in the world because if your not at dunkin donuts, your not cool apparently. And if you are from Mount Olive and under the age of 18 apparently you have to act like your hard and from the ghetto because its not like your upper middle class kids.

Quite possibly one of the shittiest places on Earth.
Here's a nice breakdown of the township.
Mount Olive is made up of two main towns, Flanders and Budd Lake. On top of that, some of the unfortunate kids that live in the forgotten neighborhood at the bottom of the Hackettstown mountain and some of the Chester kids are also considered Mount Olive for some reason that nobody can figure out.
Budd Lake, the actual lake itself, is a sewage ditch. Seriously, the fucking sewage from the houses leaks into the lake, so don't go swimming without expecting to come out green. In past years, there have been cars, bodies, dead animals, and fuck knows what else in that shithole they call a lake. The "beach" is basically a strip of garbage and imported sand, and is the number one "vacation" destination for desperate kids over the summer.
There are about 50thousand fucking elementary schools, and the one I went to, was fucking terrible. Sandshore elementary school, aka prison, is a great place to go if you like emotional abuse. If you get a teacher that is slightly less bitchy than a Nazi, consider yourself the most lucky fucker in the entire school. The students endure abuse such as being screamed at for missing a single homework assignment, being ridiculed for not singing loud enough in music, and being treated like inmates by the bitchy lunch aids. I remember being forced to stand in 2 perfectly straight lines before recess and having to shut the fuck up or my part of the line wo...

upper middle class town in north jersey where the sports teams suck but everyone shows up for the football games anyway, just because they want to pregame in the parking lot (oh yea, what parking lot?) The junior class thinks they are the senior class and the senior class always ends up at CCM. Our school has no rivals because we are not good enough at sports but yet we make up our own rivalries. Oh, and the 6th graders are more likely to be pregnant than the seniors.

Mount Olive is an upper class township in New Jersey, where every freaking person thinks they're gangster, but dont know that actual meaning. They go off (the whitest kids) "yo, yo whaddupp g- squizzle fo shizzle". Yeah mhmm. And i mean really white kids say this thinking theyre the next big thing.
Then everyone's emo. Everyone. They listen to the most hardcore music or at least say they do, and everyone is obsessed with emo. Whether its music, personality, or style. "I think shes emo" "OMG are you emo?" I cannot go on about the humongus shoes. DC, etnies, circa, emerica, vans, gallaz, you name it. The bigger the shoe, the better. Everyone owns some kind of huge skateboarding shoe. Along with Element or Fox clothing. "Water, Fire, Your Mom." And heres another thing. To every stupid single response theres always someone who says "your mom". And between every single word every one goes "BAAAALLINN'" But now the new thing is to say "Balling." (In the stupidest voice ever, like in the "omg shoes" video.) Yeah everyones so cool.
In Mount Olive, the coolest hangout apparently is the Dunkin Donuts. Theres a lot of them and one of the most popular ones is the one by the Home Goods. Kids smoke, sit on the hoods of their cars there, blast music. Its so kewl, yeah, mhmm. By the way, that Dunkin Donuts was recently driven into, shattered. Yeah sucks we all know. Sucks for the 12 year old kids who buy iced coffee from there. Another ever popular hang out is the Lou...

a mixed class group in Northern New Jersey where I'm pretty sure it's the only town with five Dunkin' Donuts in it. Aparently that's the cool place to hang out, right. Yeah .. Anyway, going to school in Mount Olive is pretty much stupid. The excpectations are high, the dramas high, the students are high, and sometimes, I think the teachers are high. You'd me amazed at some of the stupid shit that comes out of their mouths. Girls adore the fact that they can think that they're on The Hills, because they start drama .. yes, it's that deep. Moving on to high school where you can find any druggie within a 2 inch radius of another one! They just added more to the school, oh joy, most likely re-raising the excpectations for the future. Yay to you 6th graders because aparently you have more time on your hands since you guys seem more likely to get pregnant than the high schoolers because they're too busy with their homework and school work. Yeah, so, in other news, Mount Olive is split up into 3 general areas, Budd Lake, Flanders, and like a street of Hackettstown. If you're super-duper cool and want to be skater emo then go to the Hackettstown skatepark. Yeah because no one is skater/emo ... right. Ok, Budd Lake, also known as 'Crudd Lake' to some might have the highest violent crime rating out of the 3 parts. There's two sets of 'ghettos' and if you come from the one by the middle school, well, then you're fucked because you don't get an option, you're ghetto. If you come from ...

A suburban town that is actually surprisingly decent and nowhere near as bad as everyone else here says. And DEFINITELY not so bad compared to other "bad" towns cuz we have the same problems as everyone else, not worse like everyone here would like to pity themselves and think. All in all, an average modern suburb that has great points, good points, bad points and a couple perfectly normal shitty points. Oh, and Budd Lake, Flanders and Hacketstown are just lables for the different zip codes, there's no difference between the areas, it's all just Mount Olive.

Mount Olive is a town where the population is 80% white upper class people yet everyone is convinced they are the "ghetto-ist" people to walk the earth. i personally would love to see what would happen if we placed our pathetic "gangs" in the Bronx. We all hang out at Dunkin Donuts and no matter how many times we say its so lame, we're there every weekend. Almost every sentence ends with bro and and everyone drives a volkswagon. The high school, the main shit hole of the entire town, is basically one big joke. Taxes have recently skyrocketed to help pay for the enormous addition to the school. what do we have to show for it? a huge obnoxious lobby with way too many tv's. oh and a new auditorium that ive seen a total of once. oh but i cant forget about the new gym either! for our amazing sports teams that are the best at losing :) every girl thinks she's the shit and every guy is an enormous prick. few of the teachers speak english and even if they do most of them forget to take their meds. there are aout 78 random "cliques" of people that all do the same thing, drink and smoke. we have a handbook of about 100+ rules and only 2 are enforced. moving down we have the middle school. basically a jail where kids are just trying to get through the most awkward years of their lives, most of them turn to coke and E to get them through the day. STDs are everywhere and the amount of head given by the 8th grade girls is appalling. as a whole Mount Olive is made up of 2 main parts: B...