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Rhymes with wolf.
Used to describe an unattractive man.
Somebody who has two or under remaining limbs with prominent facial/pubic hair.
An individual with a large amount of ready-to-pop-pimples, emerging from their face.
'Oh i fucked a moulf on Friday'
by unabletothinkofapsyconym August 25, 2009