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A numbskull, bovine idiot, general good for nothing lump of pointlessness.
A: OMG you're such a mouk
B: Hu-wha?
by DT1981 January 02, 2009
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Bro 1: Did you know the male sperm whale's penis is 4 feet long!
Bro 2: Where do you get that shit from, your are such a mouk!
by Cfeezy June 23, 2016
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Coworker: Did you know that the male sperm whale penis is blah blah feet long?
You: You are a mouk? Where do you find this shit?
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