The small and adorable puppy plush brand created by Gail Tilden from her home in Woodinville. They can be found in target stores, Toys R Us, Wallgreens, Rite Aid, Bartell Drugs, Fred Meyers, and specialty stores. They can also be purchased online.

Kid: I want more Muttles!!
Mom: OK! they're so cute and affordable, why the heck not!

Muttles by MuttleLover March 29, 2011

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Mattles

Pommie closet filth in denial. Loves ALL porn and goes through 9 rolls of cling wrap a week. Also has a HUGE cock

He has a real case of Mattles.

Mattles by Rach December 22, 2003

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mittleschmertz

A true question that ALL women want answered. Mittleschmertz was named after the famous OBGYN, Dr. Edward Von Mittleschmertz. The "period" (no pun intended) before ovulation when the females' Graafian Folicle bursts releasing a strong, overpowering flow of menstrual fluid consisting of blood, mucus, and sometimes tears. A slight pain is felt by the mestruator whilst the sac is bursting.

"Oh Glory Charles! I cannot sit through this world championship newt battle royal any longer. I think I just felt my mittleschmertz!

mittleschmertz by Lauren Thundercat April 11, 2008

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mittlesmirtz

For women, that slight - or sometimes not so slight twisting pain you feel in the middles if your menstral cycle indicating an egg was just released from the ovary. It was named after the physician who discovered its existence could be relied upon to a degree, for females who are in tune to their bodies and cycles. Of course he had to have a blizzard-O name!

Girl 1 - " oh! I just felt a quick pain right in my lower left pelvis, but now it's gone."
Girl 2 -" Are you in the middle of your cycle? Cause if you are, your ovulating & better double up on the protection or you're going to get your ass Prego! You just felt Mittlesmirtz."

mittlesmirtz by The low down March 5, 2014

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