When one finds themself attracted bikes more than other humans, and constantly fantasises about motorbikes in an almost 'pornographic' way.
Dude, I dont dig chicks anymore, I'm a motorbike-sexual.
The Erik Estrada is a sexual manoeuvre where "the man" wearing aviator sunglasses, anally mounts "the woman" who is in doggy stlye position. Next he reaches forward grabbing her forearms/wrists, and pulls her arms back to mimic motorbike handles. He then procedes to pump away, while making motorbike noises.
"When I finished giving her the Erik Estrada, I came on her back and gave her a ticket, and then ran out of the room making motorbike noises."
"I tried using cop-cliches, while doing the Erik Estrada, like, "What seems to be the trouble here?", and "Do you know why I am pulling you over?", but it got weird.
Typically described as a full on male nerd who fully believes that the introduction and then subsequent removal of his sexual attentions from a woman's life can destroy her very existence. Confident in his extraordinary bedroom prowess, he can be characterised by his awkward dress sense, many female "just" friends, short stature and his extensive collection of PC gaming paraphenalia. Often balding, this man wears spectacles and declares himself an athiest. Is likely to have pronounced his love to many women, directly followed by a knowing look and the phrase "I'd only hurt you." This belief is based on real experience or an impressive intellectual architecture of movie plots sublimated over many years of saturday nights at home.
Stock phrases include "Trust me, I'm a dick", "No, Modern Warfare on the PC is way better" and "Sure mum, I'll zip you up".
Me: Oh god, its eggbert again.
Eggbert (Getting off back of Motorbike, behind driver):
(Driver Waves, adjusts woolen coat and drives away)
A potential sexual partner who, due to appearance or reputation, looks like a fun ride, but you wouldn't want your friends to hear about it.
That girl's body is a 9 but her face is a 2 - she's a moped.
A person who shows symptoms of obsessive compulsive disorder and deviant sexual behavior in relation to motorcycling. Symptoms usually persist for up to 6 months at a time (or however long the riding season lasts) but may persist indefinitely. Symptoms may include the following:more...
-Excessive thoughts about motorcycles, motorcycling and related material
-Disproportionate spending of income on motorcycle related items including but not limited to: new motorcycles, safety gear, performance parts, non-performance parts, race tickets, track days, premium gas, books, videos etc.
-Aimless wandering while on a motorcycle
-Losing track of time while on a motorcycle
-Physical symptoms of withdrawal during long absences of riding
In addition to these motosexuals will also forgo food and/or sex in favor of "quality time' with their motorcycle and often transcend into deviant sexual behavior including but not limited to the following:
-Sexual thoughts and behaviors involving the use of a motorcycle
-Association of motorcycle related items with sex
-Fetishes involving the use of gear such as helmets, gloves, jackets and boots
-Fetishes involving any number of fluids used in motorcycle maintenance especially those in which the fluid is a type of lubricant
Motosexuals are unique in that they are aware of their condition and even pleased by it. Despite the fact that being a motosexual may have an adverse impact on health, family life, work and social life most motosexuals do n...
To only feel sexual desire to bicycles. This can include motorised bicycles.
God, after Chris Hughes admitted he was bikesexual the world has never been the same.
the rubbing or friction of a woman's boobs against the back of a man as when the woman is riding behind the man on a motorbike or when the woman is standing behind the man in a crowded bus.
He is a sort of guy who would enjoy mastodorsotribus while travelling standing on crowded public transportation.