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A verb that means to be drip and cool and swag and gamer
I'm moying so fucking hard rn

mating press 

A sex position commonly seen in hentai and Rule 34 and sometimes porn. It is normally just the Missionary position (albeit exaggerated) from the view of the couple’s rear, with the added touch of the penetrator’s legs more up on the receiver’s legs for “deeper” penetration. It looks as though the penetrator is squating while in the position.

This position is commonly seen in breeding/impregnation kinks, with the receiver being skeptical of being pleased/fucked or just being cocky or superior, followed by a female egg being fertilized seconds within seconds of the penetrator cumming despite in reality taking several days or weeks of the woman to actually become fertilized. The receiver is usually crying out in pleasure as a result.

A similar position is the Pile Driver.
“Man, that view of the mating press really turned me on!”

“I did a mating press with my wife and she got pregnant the next day!”
mating press by El Fuckface October 2, 2018

moving the goalposts

The act of redefining the conditions for victory or completion of a task, either when the original conditions for achieving them were met or whilst the person or group is busy working to achieve the current conditions, in order to prevent them from succeeding. Usually done with malice by a superior or peer looking to exclude or remove people from a group by portraying them as incompetent of not completing the task they keep altering.
When Jake was close to finishing his training, his supervisor who had always hated him started moving the goalposts by claiming that Jake needed four references of work experience instead of two in order to graduate, a condition that nobody else had to meet and with only one day left for the deadline. Jake didn't pass.

I'm not moving to Burbank

When you don't want to do something others want you to do.
Everyone tells me I'd go big in Hollywood. Yeah? I'm not moving to Burbank.

Mozingo'd 

The act of catching a person red-handed when they are not going to Sunday school.
Skyler: "Hey let's go somewhere else instead of class."
Parker: "Hey who's that?"
Skyler: "Man we got Mozingo'd!"
Mozingo'd by d3ck3r June 2, 2013

San Quentin mating call 

A fart among a bunch of horny incarcerated men.
In a jail holding cell:

Man, I gotta cut one.

Dude, keep a tight sphincter. You don't want to be letting out no San Quentin mating call here.
San Quentin mating call by TJ3 February 3, 2010