Top Definition
A douchebag on the order of the largest of penis holes. A dickhead who is not only useless as a conversationalist, but also cocky enough to think his lameass comments even matter. A mother fucker minus the balls.
Gerald says, "Let's go to the Sonic for some chili-cheese tots!" His shit-colored teeth reflecting in the moonlight.
To which Rebecca replies, "Fuck that balls, Mothercockhole! You are already so fat you can't see your pussydick! Let's roll to the BK Lounge, yo momma can get you a free salad."
by Markletits November 22, 2007

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