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A suburban housewife solution to the daily doldrums. Recipe: Oxycontin + Jack Daniel's
Random person: Hey Suzy, how do you make it through these hard ass days?
Suzy Jenkins: A little concotion I came up with myself that I call the mother's cure. Oxycontin washed down with Jack D. Put it in a cup it looks like iced tea.
by RustyBuddha August 24, 2010

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