Another phrarse to say in terrible situations when your DYING to say mother f***er and you can't.
" GOD DAMN YOU, YOU MOTHER HUMPER!"
" SHUT THE F UP YOU MOTHER HUMPER "
The slightly comical, kiddie version of 'Mother Fucker' that can be used in a public setting (more or less) without the usual sidelong grimaces from nearby listeners who object to profaning parental relations .
I'd talk to Dad about borrowing the truck for homecoming night, but I'm more afraid of the mean Mother Humper crackin' me one in the mouth just for askin'!