One who farts in the bathtub and sucks up the bubbles.
You are such a motard
Best scout in qwtf. Best Anti-tank in BF1942. Best mp5 in urt and overall amazing. Mo(ron)(Re)tard.
That guy is such a motard why would he do that.
Contraction for "motorized retard". A motard is a retard whose disability inhibits motor skills, limiting him or her to a wheelchair or other form of artificial locomotion.
"The motard whipped around the corner and into a trash can."
1. Someone who uses one of those motorised scooters to get around west end in Brisbane.
Dave you're a complete motard and you have a carp
Retarded, stupid, imbecile. Combination of the word "Moron" and "Retard". Also French for "cycle". But mostly just used for dumbasses.
Man, that guy is such a motard.
motorcycle retard. Generally, the @$$holes you see on crotch rockets riding wheelies on the freeway, weaving in and out of traffic at insane speeds. Anybody who owns a crotch rocket.
"I hope that dumbass motard wipes out and leaves his face on the pavement."
a retard that rides a moped
look at that motard on the moped.