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20. motard
A retard, only more so. A more retard.
I'm sorry Jimmy, you're only mildly autistic. Bobby has Downs' syndrome, and we at Hooters have a strict policy of seating customers in order of their mental impairment. See, the sign says "Motards will be served before Retards." Sorry, Jimmy. Stop drooling, Bobby.
by Der Kaiser Dec 27, 2004 add a video
1. Motard
A alteration of the USMC term Moto. This word is used to describe some overbearing marine who extremely loud and obnoxious all the time. He is so motivated even in the shittiest situations that everyone wants to kick him in the teeth.

Motards yell all the time, wear clothes with USMC logos all over them, have a ridiculous amount of usmc tattoos, and use the word oorah! excessively. They also like to call cadence while they walk around when not marching a platoon. A motard is usually some private or private first class who hasn't even been deployed.
Marine 1: "It is 0500 on a monday morning, it is raining, it is fucking freezing, and we have been standing in formation for 45min. Can it get any worse?"

Marine 2: "Oh my god, that motard over there won't shut the fuck up!"

Motard: "OORAH MARINES! I FUCKING LOVE PT AT 0500 IN THE MORNING! BY THE WAY I GOT ANOTHER moto TATTOO LAST NIGHT! OORAH!"
2. Motard
From: e"mo"tionally retarded.
A person who is generally gauche or lacking social polish, or in more extreme cases, any social skill at all.
Dude this new motarded kid is at our school; he's walking around crying and hitting everyone and then accusing them of beating him up.
3. motard
A person who is emotionally retarded. Someone who is uncapable of expressing their feelings or emotions; someone who has no feelings or emotions.
Stacy will never be happy if she keeps dating motards.
by renatina Sep 16, 2005 add a video
4. motard
a cross between moron and retard
OMG that guy is such a motard!
5. Motard
Someone who is actually more retarded than a retard. An extremely stupid person.
Don't lick the paint off the F-150 you fucking motard!
6. motard
someone, usually a guy, that is beyond a moron, beyond a retard... he's a motard.
My childrens father is such a motard, he actually thought I would lower the amount of child support he's supposed to pay!
7. Motard
a moron and a retard combined
George bush+Hilary Duff= Motard
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