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someone in the
United States Marine Corps. Who is so brain washed by stupid rules and regulations has no common sense or judge ment. Being so motivated that all normal brain functions cease and the only thing that is right is what some lazy fat E-8 or higher has told you (usually to benefit himself. THIS DOES NOT APPLY TO ALL MARINES ONLY CERTAIN INDIVIDUALS WHO INORDER TO GET PROMOTED SUCK DICK OF A HIGHER RANK TO IMPROVE PRO AND CON MARKS. "Hey, Sgt Smith got promoted by making his platoon wash the Colonel's car."
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A alteration of the USMC term Moto. This word is used to describe some overbearing marine who extremely loud and obnoxious all the time. He is so motivated even in the shittiest situations that everyone wants to kick him in the teeth. Motards yell all the time, wear clothes with USMC logos all over them, have a ridiculous amount of usmc tattoos, and use the word oorah! excessively. They also like to call cadence while they walk around when not marching a platoon. A motard is usually some private or private first class who hasn't even been deployed. Marine 1: "It is 0500 on a monday morning, it is raining, it is fucking freezing, and we have been standing in formation for 45min. Can it get any worse?"
Marine 2: "Oh my god, that motard over there won't shut the fuck up!" Motard: "OORAH MARINES! I FUCKING LOVE PT AT 0500 IN THE MORNING! BY THE WAY I GOT ANOTHER moto TATTOO LAST NIGHT! OORAH!" |
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From: e"mo"tionally retarded.
A person who is generally gauche or lacking social polish, or in more extreme cases, any social skill at all. Dude this new motarded kid is at our school; he's walking around crying and hitting everyone and then accusing them of beating him up.
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A person who is emotionally retarded. Someone who is uncapable of expressing their feelings or emotions; someone who has no feelings or emotions. Stacy will never be happy if she keeps dating motards.
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a cross between moron and retard OMG that guy is such a motard!
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Someone who is actually more retarded than a retard. An extremely stupid person. Don't lick the paint off the F-150 you fucking motard!
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someone, usually a guy, that is beyond a moron, beyond a retard... he's a motard. My childrens father is such a motard, he actually thought I would lower the amount of child support he's supposed to pay!
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a moron and a retard combined George bush+Hilary Duff= Motard
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