When an elderly women gives you extremely wet most of the time toothless oral sex.
Kari's grandmother gives antique dome all the time.
the current female that controls your ex-husbands life. Usually stopping him from his responsibilites. ie. children, child support, bills, alimony. Also likes to point out how "greedy" you are for wanting him to help support his children. She would much rather use his money on her 8 kids by 8 different men. Most of the time the "warden" has control issues & no education.
Nicki can't go out this weekend because Leroy's "warden" won't allow him to see his kids for court ordered visitation. Damn the ex-husband's warden.
Not to be confused with blowing farts or passing gas.more...
Blowing air is when a man has cum so many times in such a short space of time that he's got nothing left in the locker to ejaculate but air. It hurts, but the end result can be spectacularly mind numbing in its intensity.
A male experiencing the contractions of orgasmic release without ejaculating is steeped in 5000 years of ancient Chinese folklore. According to eastern practitioners, male orgasm with ejaculation is one fleeting moment of intense and even excruciating pleasure. On the other hand, the ability to orgasm without ejaculation is said to be a continual rolling expansion of the orgasm, with emensley heightened ecstasy.
Unfortunately, to learn this art, a man would need to spend years at an eastern ashram, performing spiritual and physical exercises designed to develop the skill. The reason this art is so rare in western cultures is that most modern men see something patently wrong with some old, foul-smelling, skinny, toothless, bearded Swami freak wearing nothing but a turban and a loin cloth touching their perineum point for demonstration purposes.
Warning: any user of the term should be aware that this phrase may be perceived in some circles to be crude or vulgar. In these situations, saying 'passing air' would be more politically correct.
White trash from Western Pennsylvania, and sometimes even extending into the "inbred" areas of West Virginia.
Extremely dumb, toothless losers that can be found in large masses watching Steeler games. Known to be very filthy and not familiar with simple hygienic practices such as showering and brushing their teeth. Their most prized possessions are their terrible towels, which they would permanently trade in a moment's notice for running water and soap.
"Did you have a good time at the bar last night?"
"Fuck no, the place was crawling with dumb Yinzers wearing meatball-stained Steelers' shirts. I had to leave because of the horrible stench."
A shit-hole with a HORRIBLE west side (of course what town DOESN'T have a bad west side???) At one time was home to Delco-Remy (GM factories), which pretty much kept the town alive...now that they're LONG gone, the town is deader than a doornail, everyone is either on unemployment or welfare, or has to drive to Indianapolis for a REAL job! No good bars or clubs, so most hang out at house parties or cruise the countryside with a drink in hand. Has two disgusting strip-clubs...Hoosier Girls and the VIP (also known as the HIV in most circles). Also is home to a third-rate Speedway which is home to the 'Little 500', where you can get a glimpse of the true redneck, douchebag spirit of the city! Viva craphole!!!! ;)
I went to a race at the Speedway in Anderson, IN, and saw more toothless, redneck, idiotic morons than I've EVER seen in my life!!!
a small hamlet found in the northeast part of tennessee. Is known for the its large population of toothless people. Common clothing is overalls with one strap undone and dangling on the persons back side. Population is known to be inbred with most townsfolk related to each other because of family likeness. Education background reflects that most townsfolks do not get past the sixth grade. Common job is coal miner for male and for females a job as a fast food waitress with daisy duke shorts on at the local eatery. Or attached to the government tit for welfare the rest of their lives Most townsfolk aspire to be brain surgeons or double knot spies like the Beverly Hillbillies.
Let's go to Erwin Tennessee where we can see how real hillbillies live. You'ns wont to go to the bear festival tonight. Howbout we get ourselves oiled up and squeal like pigs tonight. Erwin where time stands still and nobody cares.
The name given to the collective group of people that twitch like a chicken due to the high volumes of methamphetamines coursing through their body. Suburban white trash common to most west coast cities (trashicus domesticus) and trailer parks.
Any of various similar or related uneducated, toothless cranksters.
They can often be found awake at any time of day/night cleaning behind the toilet with a toothbrush.
See also: crankster, crank or tweeker
Oh shit! Hey Paco, check it out! Looks like another Chickenhead ran out of that 7-11 without paying a carton of smokes!