Mossman 

Another name for a long turd loaded with corn. This happens after being fudgepacked.

Josh dropped a Mossman after leaving Bobby's party.

Mossman by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 10, 2022

Malcom Moses 

One who excels in preppy english and white history.
One who is also rejected by the black community cuz dat shit cray.

"Hey man, you heard that dude giving a briefing infront of a group? He sounded like a "Malcom Moses"

Malcom Moses by cucuyo34 June 18, 2012

moss check 

When you're tryna check the state of moss of the group of yutes, you hit them with a moss check quicktimes

Emad: wagwan bredren, moss check?
Balu: i'm hittin a fat ass moss rn top left

Emad: say swear fam

moss check by AnakaTamilCundiVerapum November 12, 2019

Moss Muncher 

One who plants his or her face directly into a well forested nest of pubic hair and proceeds to munch.

The two sexual deviants couldn't decide who was going to be the Moss Muncher or the receiver .

Moss Muncher by Buck naked May 29, 2017

chase moss

a verb or adjective involving being relaxed, lax, and chilled-out. Can be abbreviated to simply "moss"

Example 1:

Person 1: OMFG, I GOTTA CHECK MYSPACE
Dude 1: Hey man, chase moss for a second, won't ya?

Example 2:

Person 1 (on the phone): Sup, what are you doing?
Dude 1: Oh nothin' really man, just listening to some O.A.R., downin' some brewskies.
Person 1: Damn! You are so (chase) moss

chase moss by Reynold Dawn July 6, 2008

moss check 

Often confused with vibe check, moss check is used to spontaneously check to see if the mandem in the room or vicinity are mossin.

Person 1: Moss Check?
Person 2: We mossin'

moss check by A Refrigerator October 24, 2019

Reverse Moses 

The sexual act of keeping your partners legs firmly together whilst you attempt penetration. Can also be used in the same vein post penetration and in many situations where instead of parting ones legs, you must keep them shut tightly together, thus its name.

My girlfriend made me Reverse Moses her last night, took 20 minutes to get the tip in, but damn was it worth it!

Reverse Moses by SpectreGrimm August 28, 2019