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28.
1. "Measure Of Software Similarity" (Berkely: 1994, 2003). A program used to detect plaigarism in programming homework assignments.
2. A deal between USC Judicial Affairs (student conduct) and Berkely to bring in money to USC and to increase the number of students accused of student conduct disorders and academic dishonesty. This will in turn boost the effectiveness rating of USC and its Judicial Affairs bureaucracy.
3. Total fucking bullshit.
4. MOSS my salad, bitch.
5. A lame excuse for professors to inflict misery on their students.
6. Proof that computers cannot make decisions effectively as humans.
7. As illogical in deciding who is cheating as the BCS is in deciding who should play in the national championship.
8. Invented by a bunch of lunatics who had nothing better to do than devise ways to inflict pain on others.
9. Invented by a bunch of losers who have no life.
I got sent to Judicial Affairs because MOSS said I was cheating. This is no different than saying I got a traffic ticket because a camera said so. Or that Oklahoma should play in the Sugar Bowl because the BCS said so.
by ace April 22, 2004
 
1.
to relax or chill. the act of chilling.
mark told trevor to moss while he skeeted in his eye.
by sheky May 23, 2006
 
2.
To jump up and catch a football over a defender.
He jumped up and mossed him to score the touchdown.
by Seye November 20, 2003
 
3.
TO:Chill,Relax,Pause,Hold on,Stop,Remain in position.
yo man moss on that double cheseburger!
by Rick pickering April 03, 2008
 
4.
chill out, relax
Shit, Johns always under so much stress he needs to moss
by I J March 10, 2011
 
5.
often used instead of chill, or chillin mossin.
Katya: wuddup girl
Yasmin: nm, just mossin
OR
Yasmin: -bumps really hard- o my bad
Katya: LIKE FKN MOSS!
OR
Katya: you wanna go have a bogie?
Yasmin: k lets moss in the gazibo
by Yasmiinn October 29, 2008
 
6.
1, An old drunk that shits their pants and sends money to women

2, A loser thats never achieved a thing in their life

3, Someone with bad breath, no teeth and a drinking problem

4, found past out drunk on a mens room floor with pubes stuck to his face and a condom hanging from his ass
1, i took a wikked moss,, my god it was horrible,, and now i'm broke and my ass hurts

2, i'm just being a moss all my life

3, if i had any clean breath or teeth i wouldnt be such a moss

4, i have got to learn not to drink till a blackout, it's so moss of me to wake up with pubes on my face and condoms hanging from my ass
by Dpcx MrPerfect October 17, 2012
 
7.
to relax, and chill.. and it is also a football players last name ( Randy Moss ) plays for the Pats/ Rats..
yo dont stress it , just mosss
by Manraj Brar March 23, 2008