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Mosquitoes are tiny Eldritch Abominations only milimeters in size. They are most known for thier parasitic tendencies to suck the blood of its victims via a serrated appendage akin to a mouth. They hunt ethier individually or in swarms. The most dence populations are found in shaded areas with stagnant water. This is becuase they saitanicaly reproduce on the water. They ecell at spreading diseses such as West Nile, Malaria, Dengue Fever, and many more. Thier bite leaves an inflamed, itchy spot that lasts for weeks. Victims sometimes with itch the skin to the point of bleeding thus alowing for the possibility for other infections to facilitate. They are invasive in many parts of the world and have been a serious problem for years. It is said that Lewis and Clark had over 15 diffrent spellings for the word "Mosquito". It is imparitive that if you plan to travel to any wooded area that you wear some type of chemical repellent to prevent bites.
Person 1: How was your picnic in the woods?

Person 2: We had to abandon the idea becuase of all the god forsaken Mosquitoes!
by NuggetX3 June 28, 2015
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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An excuse to hit your friends and/or people in close proximity who are pissing you off.
"Dude, why did you just slap me?"
"... mosquito."
by grassilla August 21, 2011
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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A little bug that comes along and bites your ass.
Man, that guy completely mosquitoed me.
by Anonymous September 17, 2003
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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Guido: What religion are you?
Jose: Muslim.

Guido: Where are you from?
Jose: Mexico.

Guido: You are a mosquito.
by Gibson3000 September 07, 2010
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When you are eating out a girl that is on her period, so you suck blood.
Man, I gave that bitch a mosquito last night. Tastes like fish.
by Schwartz May 01, 2004
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The definition of the sex term Mosquito is when a guy takes a straw and sucks up all the period blood from the girl.
"yeah my girl made me mosquito her last night."
by Infomative7thGrader May 18, 2009
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A small, winged insect that sucks blood from humans to feed it's offspring.
I swatted the mosquito off of my arm.
by Phil H. September 08, 2003
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Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

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