1. an annoying insect

2. when a sick bastard takes a straw and sucks up the blood from his female companion's seeping vagina
"Dude i gave her the mosquito."
"You are one sick little bastard."
by eduardo June 18, 2004
Top Definition
Small flying parasitic insects. Only the females bight you (don't mean to be sexist but it's true). The males drink nectar. The humming keeps you awake at night and drives you mad. They always find their way in regard less of whether you use citronella candles, aerogard or have fly screens. They fucking hurt when they bight and I fucking hate them. We can't irradicate them with a virus because we will catch it. We cant poison them or we hurt the environment. All we can do is smack em (smack) damn missed the little fucker..
Another mosquito basterd has bitten me between the toes. The nerve of them..
by devo February 04, 2004
Bugs that piss people off.
Damnit! Stupid mosquitos!!
by Nick September 10, 2003
Bloodsucking insects from hell.
Me: These damned mosquitos are eating me alive! They're like thousands of mini-Draculas!
by Righteous Thumb October 22, 2008
A small, annoying, bitey insect that goes "Bzzzzzzzzzzz....SPLAT." If Only.
They bite and are annoying. Incidentally, I was bitten the other day. The wanker.
Annoyed bloke:
"For Pete's sake that fucking mosquito has been pissing me off for hours now! Where's the fly spray. Aha!"


by The Kiwi God August 19, 2005
Someone who buzzes around you, never stopping their chit-chat even when they are asked to, and although their voice and\or subject of discussion is extremely annoying. Being a mosquito is very common in preteens(especially if those maniacs are fucking gifted), but can be found also in adults.
Stop buzzing around me, mosquito!
by P.R. July 18, 2006
Word for the less desirables in society. Those who reproduce at high rates and drain the society.Common Examples in the USA are White Trash, niggers,drug users and wet backs. Where as being White, Black, Hispanic does not make you a mosquito, your nature to reproduce uncontrollably and remain on welfare does.
I saw a mosquito bitch on Springer yesterday, she weighed 400lbs and had thug 10 kids.
by Rock Hardington October 01, 2004

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