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moskitoo 

a mispelling of the word mosquito, often memes as a pokemon
hhhhhhhh*moskitoo noise*
moskitoo by em.pire_ June 20, 2020
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A brand of guitars back in the '50s and '60s. Currently, reproductions are made by Fillmore-Mosrite of Japan. Could be considered the Rolls-Royce of guitars. Played by the Ventures (early '60s surf-rock), Jimi Hendrix, The Ramones, and also by Fred "Sonic" Smith and Kurt Cobian occasionally.
When I was 20 I went to a Ramones concert in Hollywood. Johnny's Mosrite is the rockingest guitar I've ever heard!

moshitis 

Any form of injury gained from moshing, especially the serious ones when you can't move your head or a limb for a few days.
Dude! went into the pit 4 nights ago and i'm still down with moshitis.
moshitis by Will [Neffers] July 18, 2007

MOSQIT 👎🦟 

MOSQIT 👎🦟
Person 1: MOSQIT 👎🦟

Person 2: MOSQIT 👎🦟

Person 1 and 2: 🤝
MOSQIT 👎🦟 by daswdasd December 1, 2022

mostitute 

Word meaning "mall prostitute". Can be noun or verb. As a noun, refers to the mall prostitute herself. Blonde streaky blow-dried hair. Overly tight shirt (usually in bright easter egg colors) that exposes a fake-tanned midriff complete with sparkly navel piercing. Moving down, we discover her low-rise pants are two sizes too small, causing her fake-baked love handles to squish out over the top of her pink glitter belt. The pink thong sticks out above her low-rise pants, pulled up almost to waist-level, and serves to accentuate a large butterfly tattoo on her tailbone area. The too-small pants cause more difficulty when they act as a sausage casing for her thighs. Now she doesn't really walk-- she sort of crab-walks forward. Creak, creak, go the pants. Sometimes she will lose her balance and teeter on her Old Navy platform sandals (complete with giant plastic daisy glued to the top). Sexy, huh?
As a verb, it is used to denote the state of having one's thong underwear hanging out of one's pants, in plain view.
Noun: "Oh my god, look at that mostitute's stupid pink tube top." Verb: "I am totally mostituting. I shouldn't have bought these low-rise jeans."
mostitute by Sasha Bennet December 10, 2005
An incestuous father with great and powerful butt-lust in regards to his son.

or

An inter-dimensional sex toy.
Person 1: "That dude's a mosit."
Person 2: "Call Chris Hansen."

Person 1: "I used a mosit last night"
Person 2: "Which dimension did it end up in?"
mosit by masterblaster69 October 21, 2013