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moissanite 

An alternative to diamonds, moissanite is a great choice (unlike Cubic Zirconia (CZ)) if you want an iced out piece for thousands less. Real diamonds usually don't reflect a lot of colors, usually white & blue, while on the other hand moissanite stones reflect a much larger spectrum. The majority of moissanite stones will pass a basic diamond tester, but will show up as "Moissanite" on farther advanced lab assays.
"Wow, his chain is dancing like crazy, must be moissanites as my real diamond chain doesn't do that."
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Mormanizer 

A player amongst LDS church that can easily hold hands with all the LDS and non LDS he chooses. Looked up to by many younger male LDS but despised and ridiculed by non LDS. The Mormanizer rarely progresses to the first base but still hits the ball every time, getting all the way home or in more general terms getting laid is unheard of and has yet to be recorded in history as of this date.
"Wow hes got 2 girls holding his hand"
"Yeah hes a mormanizer"
Mormanizer by TKM NEWS STATION November 9, 2009
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mormanity 

i liked you until you converted to Mormanity! This is Insanity!
mormanity by Master Zula June 29, 2011

Mormonites 

Someone who goes to an LDS church and forces their beliefs onto everyone around them. They wear magic underwear and can't drink caffine.
The mormonites cornered me in the hallway today, and wanted me to go to church with them.
Mormonites by y'allneedjesus May 14, 2014
adj. (mo-MAHNT)
1. marked by authenticity and depth; 2. implies haute glamor and suggests some mystique or air of mystery.
Those glam sunglasses added a momante aura to his ambiguously spiritual persona.
momante by Cori J. November 13, 2006
Morganite (Mgᶰ)

Atomic Number: 808
Category: Rare Aesthetic Element

Definition:
A rare element that crystallizes whenever something is so radiant, layered, and magnetic that it demands repeated appreciation — the elemental core behind a morgander and the brilliance of morgany.

Properties

Appearance: Gem-like, shimmering; its facets change depending on the angle observed.

Behavior: Intensifies under disbelief or admiration.

Bonding: Combines naturally with awe, nostalgia, and beauty.

Unique Trait: Generates an irresistible pull toward a third glance.

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Hardness Scale Reference

Morganite rates high not in mineral toughness, but in emotional resilience: strong enough to endure disbelief, yet delicate enough to refract admiration. On the “Morg Scale,” it scores an 8.08, symbolizing brilliance that holds up under repeated glances.

Prismatic Light

Like a prism splitting white light into every color, Morganite separates ordinary moments into multidimensional experiences. Each angle reveals a new wavelength of meaning — joy, nostalgia, wonder — all refracted through its facets.
“The skyline tonight is pure morganite — dazzling from every angle I see it.”

“She carries a morganite aura — rare, radiant, unforgettable.”

“That performance was straight-up Morganite — cut through me like a prism, leaving every color of feeling.”

“On the Morg Scale, that sunset hit a perfect 8.08 — rare and unforgettable.”

“She walked in and the whole room turned Morganite, scattering light in every direction.”
Morganite by Aoxomoxoa317 November 23, 2025

Sleepy juice 

Either liquid niquil or any liquid drink with melatonin, Ashwaganda or other sleeping aids in a liquid form. If warm tea helps you get to sleep that could be sleepy juice too.
I could not sleep so I chugged some sleepy juice and now I'm so tired and sleepy.
Sleepy juice by Mercbeamish February 7, 2024
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