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1. If your shoe falls off, you're done moshing. At least until the next song.
2. Don't look like a fool and predict a BD. 3. NEVER EVER mosh to the sound check. 3a. Or the in-between band house music. 4. ABSOLUTELY NO cross-leg two-steps. 5. No two-stepping during a circle pit. 6. No moshing with a drink or a cigarette in your hand. 7. Don't get in the pile up unless you know the words or you're trying to hit someone. 8. No girls. Duh. thats all i can think of. got more? leave a comment. they gotta be foreal. Kid 1: Yo dude, you broke mosh rules 1 through 3 you fuck, gtfo!
Kid 2: :( |
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