Morter Forker

E-Stalker, loser, goof who takes punches in the face

This chick was scared of the morter forker

Morter Forker by Somechick August 12, 2003

A Morter 

A person who is easily angered, very dramatic and likes to talk a lot. He is also very sensitive to things and has a tough time getting over issues and letting things go.

Cheney punched Bush out because Bush was being a Morter.

A Morter by BustANut222 April 9, 2009

Ad mortem inimicus

What you will hear when the bringer of the law shitwhips your ass after a 50dmg light parry punish

*clang* AD MORTEM INIMICUS

Ad mortem inimicus by SlenderMF December 2, 2019

mortereve 

Mortereve is a combination of "MORning, afTERnoon, and EVEning," used as a greeting in international/ multi-time-zone contexts (such as an Internet forum or conference call).

First used on www.narniaweb.com c. 2006.

I logged onto the forum and wished my friends from New Zealand , the UK, and the US a Good Mortereve.

mortereve by berninbush July 20, 2017

pre-mortem 

Reviewing the details of why a product or project launch will fail BEFORE the product actually launches. This is distinct in nature from a post-mortem, which FOLLOWS a failed product or project launch.

The group of product managers congregated in the kitchen to conduct a pre-mortem of the soon-to-be released cell phone device.

pre-mortem by shmoozle October 28, 2010

Morteza 

Morteza (aka Mortaza, Murtaza or in Arabic: مرتضى) is an Islamic based name for men dating back to the prophet Muhammad. It is a common Arabic name, as well as Persian name, which translates into "chosen." Another common meaning is "He who God is pleased with."

He is quite favored. He is Morteza.

Morteza by pocahontas gone bad December 16, 2012

Missoula Mortar and Pestle 

A marriage of the pittsburgh steamshovel and a skullfuck. Taking a shit in the empty eyesocket of a one-eyed hooker, then squishing your cock into it. Extra points awarded for the famed "Eye to Mouth" move afterwards.

Stump: I got rolled by a one-eyed hooker last night

Nick: How?

Stump: I just finished giving her the Missoula Mortar and Pestle, then she slapped me with a crowbar and took my wallet

Missoula Mortar and Pestle by MaximillianBadberg October 6, 2011