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1. The power or magnitude of light, heat, or whatever else you might analyze in physics class. Intensity is inversely proportional to the square of distance from the source.
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2 (a) Excessive and mindless enthusiasm for an activity which is often trivial or pointless. This concept was coined by a group of students from radnor high school when they were bored during gym class. When you’re playing soccer, Intensity is the voice in your head that tells you to tackle the goalie. Intensity is the Mortal Kombat theme song playing on the nearest boom box when everyone in your gym class has a hockey stick. At the same time, Intensity is getting pumped over something irrelevant. You would be a normal fan if you got insanely pumped for a footbal game, but you would be Intense if you got insanely pumped for a football game between a mediocre team and a really shitty team (see Lower Merion High School and radnor). Other legit examples are shouting "defense" as other physics olympics teams try to get their rubber-band powered airplanes off the ground, getting in a fight with another school's mascot, and spirited douche-baggery. Intensity is generally accepted to be equal to perspiration multiplied by duration. With this ... |
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| 2. | Intensity | ||
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1. The power or magnitude of light, heat, or whatever else you might analyze in physics class. Intensity is inversely proportional to the square of distance from the source.
2 (a) Excessive and mindless enthusiasm for an activity which is often trivial or pointless. This concept was coined by a group of students from radnor high school when they were bored during gym class. When you’re playing soccer, Intensity is the voice in your head that tells you to tackle the goalie. Intensity is the Mortal Kombat theme song playing on the nearest boom box when everyone in your gym class has a hockey stick. At the same time, Intensity is getting pumped over something irrelevant. You would be a normal fan if you got insanely pumped for a footbal game, but you would be Intense if you got insanely pumped for a football game between a mediocre team and a really bad team (see Lower Merion High School and radnor). Other legit examples are shouting "defense" as other physics olympics teams try to get their rubber-band powered airplanes off the ground, getting in a fight with another school's mascot, and spirited douche-baggery. Intensity is generally accepted to be equal to perspiration multiplied by duration. With this meaning, NEVER use the original pronunciation. A good bet is In-tense-it-eye. 2 (b) Getting rowdy 1. If I differentiate the double integral of the function of intensity... I'll get the first integral... Screw this physics homework, I'm going to go whack off.
2. We totally need to bring the Intensity to the next game. You know, so we'll be Intense. |
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| 3. | Jankedy-ass-hoopidy | ||
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An automobile that has severe acute chronic problems with all aspects of its existence. Cosmetically the paint is poor, the seats are shitty, the suspension makes horrible noises. At any speeds above 55 a j-hoopidy complains like a jewish mother who just payed $12.50 to see The Passion of the Christ. Functionally the car works as transportation but as far as style points a jankedy-ass-hoopidy has none. Fred's jankedy-ass-hoopidy is so rusty, stinky, and noisy its a wonder how he bags even a fat chick. Just breathe on his car wrong and the paint peels.
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| 4. | Quan Chi | ||
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Apparience: White skin, down-wards pointy nose, bald and dark brown eyes.
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Powers: Green magic. His speciality, his Green magic skull. Stance for: Evil. Doings: Sorcerer and warrior. Theme Song: "Immortal" by Adema. Bio: A powerful sorcerer who -with the asistance of his former boss and ruler of Netherrealm, Shinnok- defeated Satan and lead his lord, Shinnok, to victory over the Devil. Quan Chi outsmarted Netherreal lord Shinnok by giving him a fake powerful amulet. Wisely, Quan Chi remain with the real amulet and at the right time destroyed Shinnok. After betraying his "boss", Quan Chi reveled to Scorpion -A evil warrior spectre- that it was indeed him -and not his long time rival Sub-Zero- the one who slay his family. The mighty sorcerer atempt to send the spectre to Netherrealm, but just before Scorpion was transported there, he grabed Quan Chi and soon both were transported to the demonic realm. In Netherrealm, Quan Chi was able to scape Scorpion's rage and make a pact with two Onis -Moloch and Drahmin- to serve the sorcerer as bodyguards to protect him from the ruthless Scorpion. After escaping Netherrealm -with an acient portal activated by Quan Chi's amulet- with the asistance of Drahmin and Moloch -Who held back Scorpion from finishing Quan Chi-, Quan Chi, unknownly, found himself in a acient tomb who holded for hundreds of years the mummify army of the former Outworld ruler, Onaga. Better known as the Dragon King. After making such a discove... |
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| 5. | ToneDef | ||
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ToneDef is a band founded in 2006 by Stephen, Christophe, and Chris. Later members in clude Jeremy and Matt. The name comes from jeremy's inability to sing anything in tune.
Recordings are made using a computer microphone and the TeamSpeak application. Insturments usually include only a trumpet, but multiple trumpets, improvised drums (Dr.Worm) , and bass guitars (Infected) have been used in passed songs. Usually Stephen will play trumpet as Christophe sings, with othjers filling out the parts. ToneDef does entirely edited covers and has not written a song to date. The GUmmi Bears Theme Song was the first song ever recorded. They have also been known to do a capella songs (for the longest time) and insturmentals (Mortal Kombat. They have one music video (Captain Planet) and one slide show, both of which are posted on YouTube and can be found by searching ToneDef. Their first CD, My Anti-Depressent, was released on June 19th included 43 tracks and over 20 different songs. 27 copies were sold. - Why does Tonedef sound so bad?
- Because Jeremy is singing again. - Aw man |
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| 6. | bono | ||
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Bonehead more like. A talentless dwarf irish schlock rock singer who's been releasing the same overblown pompous wank rock song over and over again since 1980. A man who's level of understanding of geopolitics is around GCSE level but who insists on lecturing us all on how to save the world. A prick who goes on about 3rd world poverty all the time yet is strangely silent when it comes to really political issues like Iraq. In fact, worse than that, the little twat sucks around Tony Blair (the man responsible for hundreds of thousand of deaths in the middle east), has photo opportunities hugging the cunt and tells us all to vote for him! He even donates his crappy 'beautiful day' song for cunt Blair to use as his election theme. Oh yes Bonehead, I bet its a beautiful day in Iraq you fake little fuckwitted more...
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