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Mandible Morsels 

The instance when one's orthodontic braces captivate food from one's previous meal and happen to be a nice little "treat" sometime in the future.
As Joe was walking hope the other day he realized the odd sensation of chicken flavor in his mouth... Low and behold followed by a small piece of chicken. "What the crap! Mandible morsels!" he said to himself.
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i tasted tat chopsuey til t last morsel
morsel by swethu August 6, 2007
a delectable, young and tender POA, usually of asian descent, with a weight rarely exceeding 110 ellbeez.
dam, imagine the things that could be done with that little morsel!

i bet that morsel tastes like honey
morsel by bender May 5, 2004

mince morsel 

An exceptionally pungent, meaty, transient bout of flatulence unleashed by an unknown assailant in a confined area.
The mood at the dinner party was blackened by a haunting, cloying odour - despite a volley of accusing looks, no-one would confess to discharging the ghastly mince morsel....
mince morsel by The Baron Delarary September 15, 2008

toot toot you Thomas the Train blue 1000 ping morsel of a scuttlebug 

The ultimate comeback during periods of stress when you have no idea what to do. It'll cancel any argument that the opposing side has, no matter the cost. Cannot be used against or with "Poo poo pee pee dinkle toilet mustard head".
Person 1: These statistics show that everything you say is invalid.
Person 2: toot toot you Thomas the Train blue 1000 ping morsel of a scuttlebug!
Person 1: Crap

Mind-morsel 

Dude: Just thinking about our last spring break snacking on a mind-morsel
Chick: omg I loved that vacation
A beautiful girl. She so smart and u can tell her everything. She absolutely nice to everyone especially her friends. She cute and funny. She always saying jokes. She tan and long dark brown hair.
Random person : Hey is that morsell
Morsell’s friend : yes she so pretty im glad im her best friend
Morsell by Im in love August 30, 2018