Modisetting 

Defined; The art of being absent for undesirable duties, yet appearing as though you fulfilled those duties as fellow colleagues complete the undesirable task in your absence.

Tom was assigned the duty desk today, but was modisetted for the remainder of the shift. Someone was modisetting Tom.

Modisetting by Gumbo3420 June 15, 2018

Modisetting 

Modisetting Defined; the art of being absent for undesired duties, though appearing as if you fulfilled those duties while your colleagues complete those undesirable tasks.

Tom had to work the duty desk because he was being modisetted by a fellow employee who failed to show up. Modisetting is common in his workplace.

Modisetting by Gumbo3420 June 15, 2018

morrisettony 

Irony, viewed through the mind of Alanis Morrisette.

Man, he got a death row pardon two minutes too late. Isn't that ironic?

No, it's not fucking ironic you illiterate cunt. It's morrisettony, or, if you're not retarded, coincidence. God you're stupid.

morrisettony by English-speaker September 11, 2007

morrisettian irony 

Qualcosa che viene definito ironico, ma non lo e'. Dalla canzone "Ironic" di Alanis Morrisette, che non contiene un solo esempio di autentica ironia (volutamente ironico.. o no?).

"Ero andata la' con un sacco di creme da sole, poi ho preso un casino di sole! Ironico, no?"
"No. Semmai e' morrisettian irony."

morrisettian irony by Scruffy McConnaugh April 27, 2014

alanis morisetting 

saying something is ironic when really it is Coincidental.

"Dude, that bar called 'Flare' totally burned down over the weekend, that's so Ironic!". "No man its coincidental, you're just Alanis Morisetting all over the place now"

alanis morisetting by @Krippler4565 May 22, 2014