Piers Morganing 

1. The rubbing of the buttocks against another pair of buttocks, particularly in a public venue, such as a park or heath.

- He was morganing last night again.
- What piers morganing? Where?
- In the park. With a policeman. The dirty perv.

2. Sitting down on the ground and then propelling oneself forward with the hands, in a similar manner to a dog attempting to clean its anus.

3. The licking of celebrity bottoms, particularly low class 'D list' types, ex Big Brother contentants, minor actors, politicians and chefs.

- He was piersmorganing Shia Lebouf last night, all night. The dirty perv.

4. The blatant telling of lies - in either a diary or newpaper.

- He can't help piersmorganing, he's never told the truth in his life. The lying git.

5. The pretence of possessing enough talent to judge others

- He's no talent show judge, he's only piersmorganing.

6. The self delusion that makes the skin sweat cold.

- I can't look at him anymore, not since he started piersmorganing again. Gold help me!

Piers Morganing Peers Moron Lies Morgan Buttocks Talent Show X Factor Daily Mirror Idiot Liar Anus Cunt Fool Delusion

Piers Morganing by Rendevous August 17, 2009

Captain Morganing 

(Better when drunk) Striking the official "Captain Morgan" rum pose as depicted on bottles of Captain Morgan's rum. One of the honourary pirate's legs must be propped up to rest on an object (a keg or barrel, if you have one) while the other is on the ground.

"I heard Kelso was Captain Morganing the keg last night."
"Yeah, but he was so drunk he fell right over."
"Yarr."

Captain Morganing by merulian August 19, 2008

marrying your right hand

Beating your meat

Masturbating (males)

Just stop and reflect (marrying your right hand)

marrying your right hand by Yung.dagga.dikk September 2, 2017

morrowing 

The unique emotional sensation experienced immediately after the title music starts on the main menu of TES Morrowind or during and/or immediately after one of the numerous load screens therein.

Take TES 3 out of my xbox its morrowing me and I want to play Oblivion.

morrowing by mwb52888 July 9, 2011

Marrying up

The act of snagging a spouse that is way out of your league

Rita is incredibly smart and hot. Tom is definitely marrying up by snagging her.

Marrying up by Twin of Henry Rollins June 30, 2014

morrowing 

Mostly applicable when playing billiards. To play a shot with with no knowledge of the outcome, or using excessive force when uncalled for. Named after the famous billiards/barrista extrordinaire.

Forget this, I'm just going to "morrow" it. Or you really "morrowed" it that time. Or give it a real "morrowing".

morrowing by friend_of_the_morrow September 15, 2010

morganing 

to deface a known assholes doorstep in the dead of night with a foul food product. Examples include chili, spam, pigs feet, and roadkill stuffed with all of the above.

we went morganing at some assholes house and left an entire turkey dinner infested with maggots tied to his mailbox.

morganing by wendy15 June 20, 2007