taco mopping 

The female version of tea bagging, may or may not be done out of sexual desire.

Benny passed out drunk at the party, so Molly hiked up her skirt and rubbed her labia on his face. Jen said that was the first time had experienced taco mopping in person.

taco mopping by AsslessChaps93 November 25, 2013

Class Morphing 

1. The downward transformation of one economic class into another.

2. The gradual descent from relative prosperity to grinding poverty, usually among formerly middle-class families.

The whole city of Detroit is class morphing into a ghetto.

Class Morphing by Peter Kobs February 6, 2009

carpet mopping 

The act of performing cunnilingus on a very well lubricated female.

Erica was so hot and bothered last night that I had to give her a good carpet mopping

carpet mopping by the J-rod March 16, 2008

Mopping

v. to shoplift, to steal.

Drag queen: Gurl, the only way you got that Versace dress was you been mopping.

Mopping by fritterfae October 21, 2013

Muffin Mopping

Without penetration, a male rubs his member on and around a woman's moist vagina.

Schorbahn: Hey Digs, did you get it in last night?

Digs: No bro, but I was muffin mopping the daylight outta her.

Muffin Mopping by ryandigneygetsdown October 26, 2012

finger mopping 

Cleaning the anus by rubbing it in a back and forth circular motion with the tip of the middle finger and slipping the finger tip in a few times no more than nail deep. Typically performed in the shower.

I used be worried about my freshness before getting butt banged but since I have a high fiber diet my doctor suggested a light finger mopping instead of douching.

finger mopping by Brien2 January 17, 2011

morphing dwarves 

When someone goes through emotions so quickly, you don't know where you stand. eg happy, grumpy, dopey etc.

Watch out. She's morphing dwarves again.

morphing dwarves by weaseltowers December 27, 2007