The most random person you know. Says and does things that make no sense. Person with a very creative way of making sense of the world. A morphous is a tall person with a receding hair line that plays basketball like a black person. A morphous loves pizza and missing his alarm clock. The drink of choice of a morphous is a rum and diet.
(n). A chronic condition in which all of the blood in one's brain rushes to feed their enormous traps, thereby causing momentary loss in brain function leading to poor decision-making.
Lloyd's morrosis caused him to misconfigure his exportpolicy, which resulted in a major outage to the users he supported.