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Morongo Valley

A small town with a population of about 3000. But, seeing that there are only about 1000 houses, I have no idea how 3000 people live there. Oh yea, it's also a tweaker get-away location.

North of Palm Springs; South of Yucca Valley
Jake: I need my fix dude. Know where I could get it?

Dave: Yea bro. Come up to Morongo Valley. I can hook up you.
Morongo Valley by Toby Ells May 3, 2009
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Morongo Snitis

I get the morongo snitis mad wet.
Morongo Snitis by Neez Duts February 11, 2009

moronoscopy 

A medical procedure of bashing something blunt up someone's arse to assess the level of their moronism.
Mate, you sound like a bloody stupid cunt. You definitely need to have a Moronoscopy done!
moronoscopy by Fuckingstupidsite November 14, 2013

Moronovich

A man or woman of intellectual or upper-class mien who is, contrary to appearance, in fact a complete idiot. The "ovich" is used to humorously connote the upper-class sense by suggesting that their multi-syllable name is foreign or from old money.
In an attempt to impress his client, the moronovich ordered the most expensive wine on the menu, unaware that the bottle was notoriously overpriced.
Moronovich by dontwanna June 10, 2013

morongwa 

She has a big heart, she's beautiful, caring but very stern and strict. She's very hard working, would do anything for her family and loved ones. Trustworthy and and extremely reliable. She can be stubborn and bossy, but she's often taken for granted. But don't ever test her, her temper is always ready
That women managed to build a home, take all her kids to school, work and 9-5 shift and still manged to curl her hair and look good everyday, she must be a Morongwa

Or

Yo... That women gave me a piece of her mind! Has to be a Morongwa
morongwa by NdebelePriestess October 14, 2020

Moongoose McQueen 

The eccentric lead singer of the heavy metal band Fozzy. Has garnered a reputation for being somewhat of a prima donna offstage, but his track record of giving amazing performances in front of crowds cannot be discounted. Once, in July 2002, got into a fistfight with a senior citizen on stage and ran away, leaving the geriatric old man to destroying expensive sets of cymbals and guitars. In early 2004, filmed a commercial endorsing the energy drink YJ Stinger. Heavily rumored to be the same person as WWE wrestler Chris Jericho, but no evidence has proven such a claim up to this point.
"Love me or hate me, daddy-- Moongoose McQueen and Fozzy are HUGE rock stars!"
Moongoose McQueen by Nicky J April 20, 2004
Elio fucked stacey up with his moronga.

Andrew can tear up some serious pussy with his moronga
moronga by Morongo305 August 16, 2006