The Great Moroccan Kleenex Shortage of 08-09 

In March of 2008 the demand for Kleenex's in Morocco increased at an unbelievable rate. The Moroccan King asked for everyone to stay calm. He attributed the increase in demand for Kleenex to Peace Corps volunteers spending too much time in their masterbatorium, spanktuary, spank schack, whack shack, jack shack, flip n jack, finger hut, spank cave, spank wagon, cumgeon, cum station, lunch punch, stroke boat, spank bank, corner of crank, jerk hut, masturbation station, spankmobile, homostead, spank shed, and master barriums. In particular, undercover sources attibute the increase to one "King of Crank" J-Lub (known for exceptional stroking form.) When asked for comment, J-Lub simply said "whatever dude, I'm gonna go listen to some music." The King has told people to hold strong. The King also claimed that supplies are expected to return to normal around the time of Tallstacks 2010.

Oh man, I shouldn't have ate all that spicy couscous. Now I can't blow my nose due to The Great Moroccan Kleenex Shortage of 08-09

The Great Moroccan Kleenex Shortage of 08-09 by Pedro2010 December 29, 2009

moroccan girls 

Moroccan women are very curvy, have beautiful curly hair, tan skin and just damn fine. Hips like a goddess, will make you want to fall in love. The definition of exotic.

Exotic, Moroccan girls

moroccan girls by Applesugarpops November 17, 2014

Moroccan minute

Considered to be far longer than the normal time-span of 60 seconds that most countries agree to.

*2 hours later*

Katie: "Er, i thought you said you'd be a minute?"

Abdou: "...Yeahh, a Moroccan minute."

Moroccan minute by dg123 May 5, 2010

Moroccan tea party 

When a man penetrates a woman whilst he himself is simultaneously being penetrated from behind by a man.

Ah yes what a wonderful Moroccan tea party that was.

Moroccan tea party by the didler May 7, 2019

Warm Moroccan Salad

When two very tanned naked men oil themselves with olive oil then scissor their groins together. This phrase also can be used to imply that a man engages in interesting homosexual love making techniques.

I'm not totally sure but I think Paul and Eric like the warm moroccan salad.

Dude, I'd totally enjoy a warm moroccan salad with that guy.

Warm Moroccan Salad by Big Larry Givens March 6, 2011

moroccan trap door 

When one has enough control of their sphincter to open a pop top bottle.

Hey Matt, can you use your Moroccan trap door to open this beer?

moroccan trap door by cock_sultan666 March 7, 2016

Morocco

So yeah it's a country in North Africa, got beautiful beaches and mountains, great weather the whole year, especially in my Casablanca :)Home of the Couscous and other original dishes... it's got the best cuisine in the world (Really!), French Chefs got money that's why they're considered better.Moroccan people are nice people in general, but they're severely stereotyped... as Siham said they think we are all black, it's true some are black but actually Morocco is a melting pot.... lots of white people in there we all live in peace and harmony. it's true that the majority of people are "middle-class" not to say poor, but we're up to date with everything, we got TV, cars,internet, mobile phones and all the rest.Main cities are: Casablanca, Rabat, Tanger, Fes, Marrakech, Agadir. cities like Marrakech and Agadir have been corrupted by massive tourism but anyway, we still want you to visit us :),people in Morocco speak Arabic, and French is a second language. humm what's more.. Moroccans rock!

1- I am Moroccan so I Rock :)
2- Veronica: do jou hab telebisioun en marruecos?
Hanane: YES,STOP HUMILIATING MOROCCANS, CAUSE WE GOT EVERYTHING YOU GOT IN SPAIN IF NOT MORE.
3- Since he's been to Casablanca, Enrique never stopped talking about it!
4- Viva marruecos, Vive le Maroc! Long live the King!

Morocco by Hanane July 8, 2005