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When you wake up in the morning and you find a plank of wood with eyes and a mouth in your bed.
When you wake up in the morning,
What's the first thing that you see,
it's your MORNING WOOD!
MORNING WOOD!

Look around your neighborhood!
Everybody has...
MORNING WOOD!
MORNING WOOD!
by Tristana December 12, 2012
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a boner that occurs when you wake up in the morning, normally after a good jack off the night before.
My morning wood is huge, but probably because I'm horse hung.
by Hung And Proud September 13, 2006
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penis erection that occurs after a male wakes up
Most males usually have a morning wood. People like Wesley Chou and other perverts out there always enjoy the burning sensation of a morning wood.
by Anonymous June 28, 2003
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when you wake up with a woody
Matt wakes up at RGs house with a morning wood
by R G October 13, 2003
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Morning Wood is when a guy gets a boner in the morning. ;) it happens because guys are horny phucks.
he got a morning woody because he's a horny phuck that needs to get laiiid.
by phuckphuck September 22, 2010
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I've been walking around with morningwood all day. I really need to get laid soon.

erection
by TheBigCanucklehead March 14, 2015
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When a man wakes up to go pee in the morning and misses the toilet because his Woody is happy asf
*birds chirping* *guy yawning*

Guy: good morning sunshine

* Walks to the toilet and pulls down pj's*

Guy: I just need to pee real quick then I'll go to work. *pissssssssssss* *misses*

AWWWW FUCK NOT AGAIN, I GOT FUCKING Morning Wood
by Just_a_guy_named_grandpa April 09, 2016
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