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When you get a NARB (no apparent reason boner) after waking up, usually caused by a full bladder pressing against the prostate.
- Today I woke up with a boner the size of the Washington fucking Memorial.
- lol.
by ytfk dot com November 16, 2004
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an erection that occurs when you wake up in the morning
I woke up with a morning wood today.
by Light Joker August 28, 2005
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when you wake up in the morning with an erection. is exceptionally poor if you are wearing gym shorts, because you usually have to stay in bed for a few minutes while it goes down if you have other people in your house, and generally sticks straight out, not following up your body like normal wood.
i couldnt get out of bed for a few minutes this morning because i had morning wood and it wouldnt go down
by 569683786 August 06, 2007
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When a person (preferably a man) wakes up in the morning in an upside-down "T" position. Characterized by the largest, possibly most embarrasing erection ever to be witnessed. Also called "morning glory" and "pitching a tent." Ways of getting rid of morning wood include: counting to 100, visualizing your grandmother in a string bikini, and challenging youreslf to a friendly game of horseshoes (ringtoss if no horseshoes are readily available).
MOM: "Billy, wake up! Time to go to school."
BILLY: "God, mom, How many times have I told you to knock?!?"
MOM: "Goodness Billy, why did you pitch a tent inside your bed?"
BILLY: "I didn't mom. It's my morning wood. Now get out!!!"
by Don Andino February 01, 2006
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When a guy wakes up with a woody in his pants.(Really hard to get rid of.)
"Giovanni how do you get rid of morning wood."-Enrique
"I look at a picture of your mom..."-Giovanni
"Fuck off."- Enrique
"Let me finish then I jack off, cause your moms a MILF."-Giovanni
"You're a ass."-Enrique
by Ej the prp April 17, 2008
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an errection of the male penis, typically in the morning hours, caused by unknown resources.
I woke up today with morning wood!!
by MicrosoftMurdeR December 05, 2004
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n. When a man wakes up with a boner. 1. Attributed to natural causes, or
2. Possibly derived from getting Morning head or both.
I had such fat morning wood I couldn't go to the bathroom when I got up today.
by Sixty Sex Spot June 29, 2002
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