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The first dump of the day, usually between 5:00 and 8:00 AM.
Eight o'clock, time for my morning glory!

I'm not going to the other side of this camp for my morning glory!
by jay-x April 25, 2008
 
23.
Waking up to stiff wood after having had a recurring dream about a chick from highschool whom you couldn't get to fuck you.
That dream about (insert girl's name here) was great, but now I've got a morning glory.
by Count Jackovsky October 23, 2003
 
24.
a band in the crack rock squad, simaller to choking victim, INDK, Leftover Crack, and the Crack Rock Steady 7......note that these including morning glory are all pretty much the same band with a member change here and there hence the "Crack Rock Squad"
joe: so i hear the crs changed there name again
bill: yeah they were morning glory last year and this year they'll be crack rock steady 7
by joe levy October 21, 2003
 
25.
When you wake up having to pee really bad, but decide to take a leak on your partner laying on your back and arcing it onto their unsuspecting sleeping face.
Rachael didn't appreciate the morning glory I gave her. She should have woke up before me.
by Roach47 November 10, 2010
 
26.
n. A legal seed that can be bought at Home Depot for cheap. Has similar effects to LSD when eaten.
He ate way too much morning glory seeds and threw up the hotdog he ate last night.
by Skott September 21, 2004
 
27.
(noun)early-morning hard-on (erection) brought on by a full bladder and awakening with sex-related thoughts or from a sexual dream.
I enjoyed my morning glory by fingering myself for a moment,lubricating my cockhead with some spittle,then gently rolling her over and mounting her while she was still asleep.
by Jake January 20, 2004
 
28.
a mans 'early morning joy', often rudely awakening the wife, girlfriend or some slag they picked up a few hours before.
His morning glory was as appealing as his morning breath
by Muffy, Bucca and MC January 27, 2003