Waking up with a cock as hard as steel.
My girlfriend loves it when I have a morning glory and shove it up her ass while she's still asleep. After she wakes up and put my hand on her perky little tits, she rides my dick as hard as she can till I almost cum, then she licks my balls and gives me a blow-job. When I cum she swallows every last drop and plays with my dick till I'm stiff again and she fucks me till lunchtime.
by bjmaniac July 16, 2010
the act of a man being awakened from a deep sleep by being given oral stimulation by his significant other
if you want to wake your boyfriend up with a smile just pull down his shorts and give him a morning glory
by chikiimonkey21020 June 08, 2010
(n.) seeds containing the chemical LSA which when ingested in large amounts (over 150) can cause one to have a psychedelic experience similar to LSD.
I tripped hard last night on morning glories.
by logos November 07, 2003
Wait until an unsuspecting fool falls asleep with their mouth open. In the early morning hours - rip your underwear off, place your asshole flush against their open mouth, and fart as hard as you can.

This will usually result in the victim violently coughing, and having intense diarrhea.
Today I performed the old Morning Glory prank. My roommate Todd was coughing and shitting himself all day. What an idiot.

Yesterday, I tried pulling of the ol' Morning Glory trick, but my friends mom caught me ripping my underwear off and told me to go home.
by Bulbous Jack H December 20, 2011
Kickass song by Oasis about drugs; it has a mega solo in it.
What's the story, morning glory?
by vervegirl May 25, 2004
A particular kind of seed often used for its psychedelic LSA content.

MG seeds contain Lysergic Acid Amide, a drug similar in physical structure to LSD, but much more mild.

Described in detail by Youtuber Botany101
Morning Glory can get you seriously high man.
by Hexenhammer November 02, 2009
To wake up and then have a bacon & egg sandwich with cheese and tomato sauce. The cure for a weary morning.
"I'm still tired"
"You need a morning glory."
by fastcatmiles January 06, 2014
Trying to force out a very large shit in the morning, since the process is slow and eats up time like a boss you decide to flood the sink with hot or cold water and stick your hand in the sink until your shit has slid right out your butt hole.
"Broski, i love my Morning Glory"
by MikeyB A Baller October 13, 2011

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