(noun)early-morning hard-on (erection) brought on by a full bladder and awakening with sex-related thoughts or from a sexual dream.
I enjoyed my morning glory by fingering myself for a moment,lubricating my cockhead with some spittle,then gently rolling her over and mounting her while she was still asleep.
by Jake January 20, 2004
alcoholic cocktail named for its tenancy to produce serious hangovers the next day.

the morning glory mix - 1 litre vodka

70cl red wkd

70cl blue wkd

70cl smirnoff ice lemon

70cl peach schnapps

4 shots of whiskey

this manages to taste like jelly, get you shit-faced and be neon purple at the same time.
Feel free to create you own variation!
"Dude I woke up with a killer hangover"
"How?"
"I was drinking Morning Glory last night"
"Dumbass"
by Hot Stuff! April 23, 2010
The act of waking someone up by ejaculating on their face.
"Dude, my roommate slept in and didn't give me a ride to work, so I have him a Morning Glory. For some reason, he's really pissed at me right now."
by 1-uptheguy April 09, 2009
a batched bowl of some sweet budd hit and enjoyed in the morning by all.
Yo pack me a morning glory bro!
by imsizzle December 12, 2010
After awaking with a massive erection, masturbate until near ejaculation. Then gently wake up your girlfriend, wife, or transient hooker and commence ejaculation in their barely open eyes.
Wife: Did you just..? Oh my God its everywhere, my eyes are burning! You asshole!

Husband: Behold the beauty of morning glory!
by luc richard mbah amoute April 13, 2009
Using the dreaded morning wood for good and masturbating first thing in the morning.
I hate having a morning wood, the only time it comes in handy is when I feel like having myself a quick "Morning Glory".
by Twunce March 14, 2010
Waking up with an erection and a huge need to pee.
"Dude, I hate morning glories, I am trying to sleep, I wake up one sec and I've got a huge fucking boner and need to pee."
by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003
Waking up with a cock as hard as steel.
My girlfriend loves it when I have a morning glory and shove it up her ass while she's still asleep. After she wakes up and put my hand on her perky little tits, she rides my dick as hard as she can till I almost cum, then she licks my balls and gives me a blow-job. When I cum she swallows every last drop and plays with my dick till I'm stiff again and she fucks me till lunchtime.
by bjmaniac July 16, 2010

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