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Morning glory
A male condition commonly experienced in the early morning, making it self apparent as the said male is preparing his breakfast. Symptoms include swelling and chaffing, with common results being catching and banging certain afflicted members of the body against obstacles. Condition may worsen, causing endless sadist mirth in onlookers, such as the girlfriend, dad, acquaintances or (god no) grandmother of said tortured male. Their are only two known cures, with the only viable one being ice, as the other is impossible to implement due to stiffness of the knuckle and elbow joints in the hands and arms that is usually an issue at such an hour of the morning.
Billy: Oh no!

Unfortunate Onlooker: Holly fuck!

Billy: Not morning glory!

Unfortunate Onlooker: Ha ha! What a looser.

Billy: I suck!
by Sam Wren May 27, 2007
 
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when u wake up in the morning and u find that u just had a wet dream
man i was dreamin about my hot ass biology teacher, and when i woke up i found my morning glory
by nigga gus April 26, 2008
 
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seeds from the Ipomoea violacea family, they containe LSA wich is similar to LSD, they also make you sick as fuck and cause you to throw up repeatedly and violently. Seeds contain contain cyanide.
Man these morning glory's make me sick.....holy shit.....I'm Peter Pan, I can fly!!!
by creAtive January 21, 2004
 
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an asian store that sells all those annoying japenese and korean characters on every single fucking item that you could ever think of.
*with asian accent* yo mannnn let's go play DDR at Morning Glory!!!!!!!!!
by truth December 26, 2004
 
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The act of masterbating until ejaculation upon the face of an unsuspecting female while she is sleeping. Can be performed during any hour of the day.
Kim blue balled me the other night, so I gave her a Morning Glory she will never forget.
by Vault September 30, 2006
 
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to wake and greet your love.
Sometimes, I am not quite sure if I respectfully greeted my morning glory.
by jerk October 06, 2003