a thing that i get when i wake up then, after wiping the sand crusties out of my eyes i chop my morning wood if you know what i mean
man my morning wood was so big i choped that wood till i photosynthisied all over my bed
by volcomeskater555 September 08, 2009
One of New York Cities Best Bands that is taking the world by storm.
Chantal the singer in Morningwood fucking rocked her tits off tonight bitches.
by C April 14, 2005
The primary reason for showering toilet seats and bathroom floors just after waking up from a nightmare about exploding in a sewage treatment plant and never being able to have sex again. Three times in twenty years of marriage wasn't enough.
Marsha; I'm so sick of cleaning the bathroom after you, damn it!
John; It's not my fault I keep telling you, it's the morning wood!

Marsha; Right, dead eye! I'd give you a mop but you'll probably wipe the den. I wish you morning wouldn't!
by Martha Stewbird April 19, 2011
Morning Wood is when a guy gets a boner in the morning. ;) it happens because guys are horny phucks.
he got a morning woody because he's a horny phuck that needs to get laiiid.
by phuckphuck September 22, 2010
A song by Nth Degree about having morning wood.
M-O-M-O-R-M-O-R-N-I-N-G-W-O-O-D TO THE Nth DEGREE!!! I love Morning wood!
by Co0k1eM0n5tr805 June 16, 2009
a boner that occurs when you wake up in the morning, normally after a good jack off the night before.
My morning wood is huge, but probably because I'm horse hung.
by Hung And Proud September 13, 2006
This phenomenon occurs when you awake and realize you have a hard on.

The best way to deal with it is flash the first hour class with an outline of your bone, or to relentlessly fap before you go to school.
morning wood, if not properly taken care of, can cause Erectile Dysfunction
by Demon Phoenix 1337 October 03, 2004
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