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Worse than morning wood, this is what happens when your bladder is almost at the point of bursting.
Oh no, Rachel's in the bathroom, and I really got some morning metal! Rachel, I gotta pee! Rachel? RACHEL!!!!
by pentozali July 09, 2009
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