| 1. | morning mahogany | ||
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(noun.) a more eloquent way of expressing ones embarrassing morning wood. Makes the scenario much less awkward for everyone usually due to the comical nature of the term. morning mahogany
guy#1: dude, you pitchin a tent under there? guy#2: yeah man, got some intense morning mahogany going on downtown. guy#1: bahahaha dude youre so freakin funny i forgot how gay you look. |
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| 2. | Morning Mahogany | ||
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When you wake up wif morning wood so hard that it hurts to keep it inside your pants Girlfriend: when I woke up this morning I saw you lying down with your dick out to the sky
Boyfriend: sorry about that, I had morning mahogany so bad it hurt to keep it in my pants Girlfriend: don't worry, I didn't mind ;) |
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