When a female performs the act of sitting (i.e. straddling) on a males mouth, nose, and/or general facial area. Men "teabag" women, usually on the forehead, but not contained only to that area, while women "lunchmeat" their male counterparts. In other words, if you opened a package of sliced lunchmeat and shoved your face into the side, you'd essentially be replicating this act.

What you get when you open the dishwasher mid-cycle to insert a glass or fork you forgot to put in. The blast of hot steam offers a quick, and inexpensive pore cleaning.

A scottish asian man often sporting a large head of hair and some sort of facial hair.

Technique used with the palm of the hand where one wipes his genitals, and uses the soiled hand to strike his oppenent in the facial region (Grill). Technique works best when genitals are perspiring.

thick dark facial hairs (on a woman)

When you are having intercourse with a female, just as the man is about to cum... he flexs his bum cheeks to squees out a perfect turd log, in which is launched at full speed in to the females face, covering her entire facial area. once you have compelted that tha man can continue to cum on her belly.

A furry like substance on dogshit early in the morning.More likely to be seen on mornings of cooler months.