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The female equivalent of morning wood.

This term is slang and refers to a female erection upon waking up in the morning. These erections are perfectly normal and occur when neurological stimulators cause blood to flow into the clitoris during REM sleep. This ensures that oxygen is properly delivered to the clitoris and helps keep clitoral tissue healthy.
Luckily for girls, morning bullets are incognito.
by 4H-Babe January 10, 2012
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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