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Well, mormons contrary to popular belief no longer pratice poligimy. I should know I am one we stoped praticing that back in the 1800's. And we don't all say "freeking heck" I know I don't. And we don't always listen to crappy music thats all goody and heartfilled cause I listen Slipknot, Avenged Sevenfold, Disturbed, System of a Down exc. So all you people that are bashing a religion that you have no idea about need to shut the F*** up. And try learing about it before you bash it, we dont bash other religions I could really care less what religion you are and if I knew then I wouldnt really care you can stick to what you believe.
Screw you, stop hating mormons you have no idea what were all about.
by Pissed off Mormon December 12, 2005
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A cult known for it's insane and ugly women and socially inept men.
Those Mormons, man! I can't talk to one of them without them frequently quoting Monty Python, or going off on some rant about how awesome Joseph Smith was.
by trollgeneral5million December 28, 2010
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Term for members of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Founded by the con men Bringahm Young and Joseph Smith. Young practitioners go door to door as much as Jehovas Witnesses, but not as reviled for some reason. Missionaries are oftern referred to as "carrier pigeons". One of the more cultish Christian faiths, members believe in wearing ceremonial underwear "garments" and other equally bizarre things. Mormon girls are only hot for about 10 years, or their 5th child, whichever comes first. Their asses promptly balloon out of all reason, sometimes to over three feet wide. Mormons have also been selectively bred. Women for stupidity and childbearing qualities, men for vacant minds and irrational intolerance. Key mormon programs are deciding what defines marriage for the rest of the Christian Right, and taking over the BSA.
That blonde chick has 9 brothers and sisters and can barely read, she must be a mormon.
by Danmoo July 18, 2011
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Yes we're weird. No we don't have horns... I don't know where the heck that came from, California. But we do play church ball and drink hot chocolate!!! Or diet coke....
Friend: What're you doin tonight?
Mormon: Playin church ball and having hot chocolate!
by mormonrocks February 09, 2010
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Of or relating to the Mormons or Church of Jesus Christ and the people of which it adheres to. They are the most lit church in the world like even better than Catholics because they got Studio C and BYU. What does the Catholic Church have? Notre Dame! HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Girl: Are you Mormon?
Guy: Yeah

Girl: Nice.
by Crazy Dave 25 March 08, 2017
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slang for people who are part of the Mormon church. Their church is actually called The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.

Common misconceptions include:

-they cannot eat chocolate (false. wtf?)

-Mormons are not Christian
(VERY false)

-Mormons are polygamists/support polygamy (FALSE AF)

- they are required to have 12 children (lmao false)

-birth control is prohibited (false)
-they hate gay people (F A L S E)
-they believe gay people automatically go to hell (FALSE)

-Mormons worship Joseph Smith (FALSE)
-all Mormons live in Utah (false)
-Mormons hate the Bible (f.a.l.s.e. High schoolers literally take a year long class on it. Mormons believe the Bible.)
-Mormons cannot have caffeine (false. Mormons are against addictive substances, so some stay away from caffeine as a personal rule. Lots of Mormons love their Dr Pepper)

It's true Mormons don't believe in The Trinity--they believe God, Jesus Christ, and Holy Ghost are three separate beings.

Also true: Mormons don't drink alcohol (aka kno how to have the time of their life without a substance) or coffee or tea, get tattoos, or zillions of piercings (basically, super into respect for their bodies)

Stereotypical Mormons are hot rich superfriendly blondes. Tragically, very small % of Mormons fulfill this stereotype (but not none ;)))

Mormons try their best to be good people

NOTE: the musical the Book of Mormon is 1 hilarious 2 shockingly disrespectful 3 not an accurate portrayal of Mormon faith/people
nonmormon: "MORMONS ARENT CHRISTIAN!!1!!!!1!"
Mormon 1: *exhausted sigh*
Mormon 2: "lmao. The words 'Jesus Christ' are in the title of our Church. Jesus Christ is the basis of everything we believe."

"You don't drink? What are you, Mormon?"
*friendly smile/shrug* "yeah I am lol"
by Mustangandromedus May 10, 2017
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Mormonism, Or Mormon, Is a Religious Faith Based in Christianity. We Believe in Everything that Most Christian Faiths do, But Believe that Jesus Christ Also Visited The Americas.
"The Mormon Temple is Bringing Constructed No Far From Here."
by Benjamin W.R. Ziebell October 13, 2016
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