Yes we're weird. No we don't have horns... I don't know where the heck that came from, California. But we do play church ball and drink hot chocolate!!! Or diet coke....
Friend: What're you doin tonight?
Mormon: Playin church ball and having hot chocolate!
by mormonrocks February 09, 2010
Where sales meets religion.
The perfect religion for gullible yanks.

Sickeningly positive all the fucking time and so bloody nice.
Donny Osmond

Still keeps trying to get back into showbiz!!!
by Doc Johnson February 07, 2004
to start, the word "mormon" is not the name of our church. it is "The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints". people use the word "mormon" because of the "Book of Mormon, Another Testament of Jesus Christ". a lot of people dont know the truth about our religon and actually are afraid to know, so they make up lies to make themselves feel better, tougher, and to feel like they´ve accomplished something through their lies. this Church is not the Church of Joseph Smith. if it was it would be called the Church of Joseph Smith. he, Joseph Smith, was a prophet called by our Heavenly Father and Jesus Christ to restore the true Church again on this earth after the great apostasy, or period of time without prophets. a prophet is a man called on earth to be the spokesperson for God for the good of His children here on earth. God restored His priesthood, or power to act and do ordinaces such as baptism in His name, through the prophet Joseph Smith. we do not worship Joseph Smith, that would be against the 1st and 2nd commandments of the ten commandments which we also believe in, which are there is only one God and not to worship idols, saints or anything else in the sky, ground and sea. we worship God, our Heavenly Father and Jesus Christ. they are seperate beings but one in purpose. the Holy Ghost is also a part of the Godhead, and he testifies of the truthfullness of the Gospel. through and only through the Holy Ghost can we know the truth of all things. if you would like to know more, talk to a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints, or its represenitives, the missionaries. they can answer any questions you have and help you resolve doubts and concerns. and of course, God our Heavenly Father hears and answers our prayers. feel free to pray to Him and ask what is right for you. He knows each and every one of us because we are his children. He will not, and can not lead us astray.
dont be afraid of the mormons, or the members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints, they dont bite. and no we dont want to just convert you. we want to help you know and understand the truths of the Gospel of Jesus Christ lost by the confusion of the world and its many religions, and help you convert yourselves through the power of the Holy Ghost.

-"if any lack wisdom, let him ask of God, who giveth to all men liberally and upbraidth not, and it shall be given him. but ask with faith..." James 1:5-6

-"by the power of the Holy Ghost, ye may know the truth of all things." Moroni 10:5
by spikeguazu November 01, 2007
*Also known as L.D.S.
*Really cool guys to hang with
*Are easilly misunderstood
*Have a rather loose, laid back religion, nothing is really required of it's members, thats just what people think at first glance
*Believe that God is 1 person, Jesus is 1 person, and the HG is 1 person, which makes waaaaaay more sence than them being all one person
*Aren't poligymists, those are those reorganized fundamentalist fucktards that gave us a bad friggin name.
*Don't want to degrade, be better than, or flame any other religion.
Mack: Yeah, you know those whores down in colorado city?
Tanner: Uh huh.
Mack: yeah well those guys been givin us mormons a bad name.
Tanner: yeah so true! they should all go to cuba where no-one will care what the hell they do there.
by K'/l3 March 27, 2007
religious people also known as members of The church of jesus christ of latter day saints. I am a mormon. I love to play frisbee (its the mormons game you might say) we believe in the bible and the book of mormon. we are allowed to drink pop and we do not practice polygamy as many rumors say we do. we are actually pretty normal good people. You may see 2 guy missionaries walking or riding a bike in a white shirt and tie. most likely mormon. you probably have many mormon friends and not know it. being mormon is fun spiritual and clean. I am 14 myself and totally enjoy it. Utah is not our holy city but just a place where mormons were forced to from mobs who for some reason didn't like us.
being mormon is healthy for your body.
by dylan mundy June 11, 2006
Look, I've got three things to say.

1. The Church is true.

2. Singles Ward is the funniest movie ever.

3. Mormon dating is the best game in the entire world. I love you, Lucy Madison! Marry me!
Mormons - dispised by all, concerned not a jot.
by Merlin September 17, 2004
1. The second 'm' is silent. see moron
2. The religous wing of the Iluminati
3. a judeo-christian religion based on the teachings of Joseph Smith, a disgruntled Freemason
The mor(m)ons are on the porch again... get the shotgun!
by pope loki July 17, 2003

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