Someone who would be a spammer if they had the technical expertise.

They come from America, are dressed to look professional even though they are hacks, attack every house they can think of and sometimes hijack you while you're shopping, give you information you don't want, want you to give them 10% of your money and take too much of your valuble time to get rid of.
Mormons burn in hell for the misery they inflict on the world.
by Yaoigirlproxy January 22, 2005
A group of people who've been at least mildly brainwashed living under the thumb of a patriarchy that makes a fucking huge amount of money off of them and various other business and religious ventures. The mormon leadership is completely full of shit.
Mormons are just people...only they're completely evil.
by LDS needs LSD October 22, 2003
A cult, descended from the bigger cult Christianity, pioneered by a polygamist. Its holy book is the Book of Mormon, written by said polygamist. Very bad for the planet.
Hey, Mormons! Ever heard of OVERPOPULATION!?
by Disillusioned Hippie September 25, 2005
a. Cult with the hottest girls ever
b. Cult with some hot guys as well
c. 98% of Utah
d. 98% Republicans
e. Mecca=BYU Utah
f. Accused of polygamy
g. A series of unbelieveable rules, restricting oneself from drinking, drugs, sex, interaction, dress, immodesty, laguage, and political belief, all to become a better person
Oh snap! Look at that stormin' mormon!
Modest is hottest!
by jane February 24, 2005
An amazing nick name giving so someone who fits the stereotype of the Mormon religion.

A handsome guy. Who will be the nicest guy you've ever met. No one can hate him even if they try to.

They are typically great drummers and over all artistically gifted.

They know a lot about religion and love to debate on the subject.

Warning: Can be heart-breakers. But even if they break your heart you still can't hate them!
I love you Mormon.
by SammasaurusRex February 03, 2010
Mormons are very awesome people that are really nice.
We DO NOT believe green jello is a sacred food. Who in the heck came up with that??
Oh yeah, we say things like, oh my heck, oh my gosh etc.
mormon: OH MAH HECK
by meowmormoncool January 04, 2010
n. A person who is one em away from being a moron
adj. Pertaining to the above-mention type of person.
It turns out that not all people from Utah are Mor(m)ons, fortunately.
by Freethinker July 07, 2004

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