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Individual who believes that a narcissistic dude (me - Joseph Smith) found some golden plates passed straight from the heavens (hehe) which bore the words of god (hehe again). Mormons give lots of their earnings (>10%) to the "church" (cult organization), the men traditionally have many women (younger the better) for themselves (although the book of mormon has had to be re-written a few times to keep it just mildly less than ridiculous with each new generation – but there are still some die-hard fundamentalist mormons), and the boys have to abstain from the sexy during a (ideally) 2 year mission with a buddy in order to concentrate on pushing the cult's teachings (although this commonly leads to nothing more than 2 years of mental anguish, excessive masturbation and homosexual tendency) . After their mission the boys can then find their bride(s) online or from cousins and proceed to produce as many children as possible for further indoctrination and to eventually try to take over the world.

Wrap all of these beliefs in a fine package for any horny young man or heavily indoctrinated or disempowered young lady (neophyte nincompoops) and you are on your way to making a "mormon."
Too numerous to mention but check out any other sick cult that is either in existence or has came to pass: Jim Jones and "The People's Temple"(Jonestown), Scientology, Father Divine, David Koresh and the Branch Davidians, Charles Manson and "The Family," Marshall Herff Applewhite and Bonnie "Ti" Lu Trusdale Nettles' of Heaven's Gate, Jehovah's Witness... more coming to a town near you.

I am mormon, therefore I am moron.

Can't make normal out of mormon but you can make moron.
by Joseph Smith the cult leader September 19, 2006
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A nicer way to tell someone their retarded.
Dude 1: Your a Mormon!

Dude 2: What the fetch?
by Abongnamedbowser February 12, 2010
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A terrible sham of a cult. Not Christian by any standards. A member of the LDS church beleives that they will become a God just like the one of earth. Do not ever take anything these people take seriously. If you want to piss one off, ask them what goes in in the temple and what their temple name is among other things. They beleive that Christ does not atone for their sins fully and that by their own doing they will be equal to God.
Wow Bob, these mormons multiply like rabbits!
Everyone lock your doors, the mormons are coming.
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the people that wear white shirts and ride bikes around town with helmets on preaching about jesus and other mormon garbage
i was recently attacked by a group of mormons that wanted to preach about jesus at walmart (this is true actually)
by PlayDohMan June 05, 2006
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A bullshit religeon that apparantly bases itself on love and compassion towards people, yet they hate everyone who isn't mormon, especially african-americans and jews. Some weird saidist by the name of Joseph Smith founded the cult that deems itself christian but is not universally considered as such. It is also a highly supersitious religeon that believes in odditys' such as becoming a god when one dies if they are mormon faithful. The truth of the matter is Joseph Smith has no hard evidence for what he witnessed and the people that believe him are gullible and brainwashed. He was also a racist cracker and just wanted a method to make his followers into sepratists. Most mormonites are believed to have an intensified localised population in Salt Lake City, Utah. This is where the cult was founded or what obscure records give rise to.... HHHAAAHAHAHAHA.
Jan: Have you ever heard of a mormon.
Lars: Yeah they believe in some strange stuff that contridicts what they geniunly believe in which is based on no hard evidence at all.
Jan: Yeah mormons suck ass.
by james segelov August 20, 2006
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A highly religious group of people who love the Lord Jesus Christ, and try their best to be like Him out of love for Him. They believe God is our loving Heavenly Father, and that Jesus Christ is the Son of God. They believe the teachings of Jesus Christ and the prophets can help people gain peace in this life and eternal life in the world to come. They believe God has always used prophets to teach this to his children. They believe Jesus Christ was the only perfect, sinless person to ever live, and through his grace we are saved. He is the only object of their worship. They believe the church Christ set up was rejected by the people at that time and was not restored in its fulness until 1820 when God the Father and Jesus Christ, out of love, appeared to Joseph Smith and called him to be one of their prophets. Under the direction of God and Jesus Christ himself, Joseph Smith restored Christ's true church: The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints. As evidence of this to the world, God had Joseph Smith translate The Book of Mormon: Another Testament of Jesus Christ. They believe the Bible is the word of God, and that The Book of Mormon is also the word of God. The Book of Mormon helps them more clearly understand the Bible. Mormons believe God answers prayers and families can last forever. They believe salvation can come to all who choose to follow Jesus Christ in word and in deed.
Man, those mormons sure do love Jesus!
by infaredx November 15, 2012
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mormons are these strange narrow minded people that have no or very little perspective as to other religions/non mormons and look down apon gays and anyone who looks a little weird (such as weird hair colours piercings etc) They dont drink tea or coffee however alot of them find excuses to eat chocolate. no alchohol...they resit 'temptation' before marriage and cannot even touch their own 'sacred' areas b4 marriage... my goodness
andy says he resists temptation, but what that basically means is he wakes up in the morning with a boner and doesn't do anything about it! (courtesy of sophie)

my friend thought mormons were 'mole people' who live underground in burrows'
by kittycat1989 February 27, 2007
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