2) A person who believes in magical underwear and that if you are a white male you will become a god of your own planet
3) A group of people who hijacked Christianity in order to give some kind of legitimacy to their batshit insane religion. A con man named Joseph Smith found plates that for some reason weren't important enough to keep but everyone should just take his word on it. He also got a lot of his revelations through looking into a hat
4) A religious cult who keeps changing its doctrine to hide its racism and ridiculous beliefs
5) Generally nice people who have been systematically misinformed since birth, and as such will fight till the bitter end against any form of reason and will leave tons of boring definitions on urbandicionary, basically devaluing one of the best resources on the web.
my friend thought mormons were 'mole people' who live underground in burrows'
1. Glares at anyone without blonde hair or stupid plastered smile.
2. Rides their bike in the middle of the road, slowing all the real transportation down.
3. Knocks on your door with two friends, one may be the Anti-Christ
4. Believe women should get a lobotomy and keep pushing out more robot children
5. Never leave Salt Lake Valley because everything outside the walls are a danger to them and their children.
6. Believe African Americans are the devil
7. Stick to meat and potatoes every night, because they were born without taste buds
8. Will almost run your car off the road just to get themselves to church faster.
9. Make people cringe with how many children the pop out
10. Get married right out of high school to unsure the rest of their life is just making babies and network marketing
11. Decorating their home will send them to hell
* They believe the following:
1) Believe God's name is Elloheem
2) Jesus and Satan are brothers
3) After the ressurection Jesus came to America, helped the Lamenites (Native Americans) win a great war, then wrote it on gold plates.
4) Elloheem is a pimp married multiple bitches and has lots of ghost babies
5) People need to have lots of kids, so the ghost babies can be born, even though some can't afford the ones they already have
6) Satan had an uprising, took his followers to Earth where they tell everyone to do bad things
7) Elloheem didn't like the angels who remained neutral in the great angel war, so he turned them into Black people
8) If people are good enough, they turn White and recieve their own planet
9) Joseph Smith is their idol and is bigger than Jesus and the Beetles
10) They also wear magic pajamas that protect them from ALL harm
11) They can't take anything which alters their state of mind such as: drugs, alcohol, and caffine (even though a vast majority of them keep the mtn dew industry running strong)