A very nice, generous, misunderstood group of people. No they don't practice poligamy and have multiple wives. We only try to do the best we can in life. We're not perfect and don't think we're perfect. We only strive to work hard and get through life without much trouble. We don't put down other religions, and we don't think you'll go to hell or whatever just because you're in a different religion. We believe everyone has a chance to have eternal salvation and that Heavenly Father and Jesus Christ are two seperate beings, and that Christ created the Earth. We are Christian. And no, we don't think Joseph Smith (the translator of the book of mormon) is a god, we believe he is a prophet of God.We aren't here to overtake the world, we promise.We only try to allow everyone who would like to hear about our church to hear about it. We understand that its your choice to join or not and we don't to force it upon you. Thank you, and I hope you understand mormons better.
Oh, there goes a missionary. He's not scary, he's just trying to do the best he can in life.
by Whitney February 07, 2005
People that believe that they might become gods. The above stated 13 Articles of Faith put exactly what mormons are. And in the Bible, it states that nothing shall be added to that specific book, not the entire Bible. I forget which book it is though, but we studied it in seminary...another mormon quirk. you get up at 6 oclock every morning and go to church, then you got to school. But if it were true that that statement referred to everything, then the entire Bible would be fake, because that book was one of the first written. The bible is not compiled chronologically.
Mormons are persecuted daily, and those that stand up for their beliefs have my utmost respect. Sadly, I don't have my own respect.
by renegade February 17, 2005
1. A true prophet of God who lived in the ancient Americas and compiled the Book of Mormon around 600 A.D.
2. A member of the LDS faith.
Are you Mormon?

No, Mormon died, like, 1400 years ago. I'm a member of the LDS church, though. Is that what you meant?

Yeah.
by Kickback256 August 15, 2013
(n) code name for security officer of all forms
I wanted to go stroodling, but the mormon was on patrol.
by stroodler December 03, 2009
one of the more well known mass evangelist religions.
the mormons and the jehovah's witnesses lined up on my block and had a turf war.
by rusty dusty January 13, 2006
Scary American jesus-freaks that come to my door trying to convert me to their whacky religion.

They often sport name tags with the title of 'Elder', despite being of college student age.

Although they do seem friendly enough, to normal folk they are still god-damned annoying. Indeed, if anybody can put up with a Mormon visit without telling them to "Fuck Off", they deserve a VIP place in Heaven.
"Next time a Mormon comes to my door, I won't say I'm atheist, I'll lie and say I'm Catholic, then they'll fuck off."
by bluntpencil2001 April 25, 2005
Ye olde English Waye of saying ye Moron.
___________

Nice dudes, that try to brainwash you. Next thing you know you're a nice dude that's trying to brainwash someone!
Mormon Dude 1:
Hello Sir. We're Morons, UGH sorry, we're Mormons.

Mormon Dude 2:
We want to tell you all about the book of Mormon.

You:
Okay, come in...

****A FEW YEARS LATER****

You:
Hello Sir!
Mormon Dude 3:
We're here to tell you all about the book of Mormon!
by Cap'n David William Crunch April 12, 2009
A group of brainwashed individuals who have an intelligence lower than retardation and are trained from birth to brainwash everyone around them. They do not understand normal social interaction.
He's a mormon? Didn't they prove mormons have a lower social intelligence than autistic people?
by SperanzaHope January 22, 2015

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