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Some of the nicest people you will ever meet, which is unfortunate, since they fall victim to the biggest fraud ever. The Book of Mormon has been altered nearly 300 times to meet the popularity of changing times, such as no longer practicing poligamy and allowing blacks into the church after feeling the pressure of the Civil Rights Movement. Joeseph Smith was not a martyr, he shot at and killed some of the people that came after him when they were tired of his lies.
Nobody ever saw the Golden Plates, and what he copied down from them in "hieroglyphics " have been translated and found to mean absolute rubbish. Mormons say that the Bible is word from God, even though the Bible clearly says that nothing can be added to it, the Book of Mormon is an obvious attempt at this.
Mormons must tithe 10 percent of their income to be in good standing, and people are counting. My church simply has an anonymous drop box in the lobby
by Derek November 17, 2004
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pathetic group of mindless imbeciles who go onto urbandictionary.com to try and cast as many votes against the honest definitions of them like it will help there cause. why mormons are even searching a web site like urbandictionary.com is beyond me... it is naturally suited for content that may be insulting and against there religion.
"can u believe what they said about mormon's on urbandictionary.com? i went and cast my vote against them because that made me flippin' mad!"
by nat(e) February 23, 2005
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An extremely incorrect religion.
The founder was a conartist who cheated people out of their money.
The book of mormon contradicts the bible in many ways.
The book of mormon states that Jews should burn in hell and suffer horrific deaths.
Mormons hated blacks until it became taboo.
Mormons do NOT tell you the whole of their religion until you are baptized.
by titanium73 May 31, 2005
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scientology they misread your iq mormons your prolly shitfaced
by gbvgqawDCEQWJKLFCHAUWHNDO'AS January 24, 2010
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a group of CRAZY people that think they are better than the rest of us .
morman girl: yes i am going to heaven.
Normal black girl: Oh yeah i am glad .
Morman girl: i won't see you there though.
NBG:what do you mean ?
Morman girl : well negro's can't attain a higher level .
NBG : why ?
MG : because you are a beast !
by Lafawanduh August 08, 2005
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A very nice, generous, misunderstood group of people. No they don't practice poligamy and have multiple wives. We only try to do the best we can in life. We're not perfect and don't think we're perfect. We only strive to work hard and get through life without much trouble. We don't put down other religions, and we don't think you'll go to hell or whatever just because you're in a different religion. We believe everyone has a chance to have eternal salvation and that Heavenly Father and Jesus Christ are two seperate beings, and that Christ created the Earth. We are Christian. And no, we don't think Joseph Smith (the translator of the book of mormon) is a god, we believe he is a prophet of God.We aren't here to overtake the world, we promise.We only try to allow everyone who would like to hear about our church to hear about it. We understand that its your choice to join or not and we don't to force it upon you. Thank you, and I hope you understand mormons better.
Oh, there goes a missionary. He's not scary, he's just trying to do the best he can in life.
by Whitney February 07, 2005
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1. A nickname of a Christian-Millenialist church founded in modern times in 1830; said nickname coming from a book in their canon of scriptures.
2. An adherent of the above named church; possessing a comprehensive belief and social system; some general ones being belief in the trinity, but not in a triune God (Augustinian concept), rejection of Original Sin per se, (another Augustinian concept), belief in many degrees of glory in heaven, that all who have ever lived on earth will have a chance to be saved, and rejection of pointed ears & pitchforks in hell (a medieval concept).
3. Sometimes overly zealous and impetuous collectively, i.e. Mormon(s), and not always wise in that they don't follow the teachings of their prophet Joseph Smith more closely.
Can the members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints honestly say that they are any closer today than 150 years ago in accomplishing what the Lord commanded them to do?
by Jim Preston March 15, 2005
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