1.a hot boy boardie on FOBR 2.mexican that hates n00bs and only likes "L33TS".3 true owner of the FOBR boards keeps n00bs in line,defender of grammar ruler of the mexicans owner of the Kanye West glasses. No morons or mormans.5 a cutie with a bangin' booty if you know what im saying that boy is hot sex:P 7. he pwns all end of story.
noob: who is zezethex?
boardie2:my wet dream
a person who knocks on your door at an ungodly hour sunday morning, in an effort to convert you to the worship of his/her faith.
Housemate1: who was at the door?
housemate2: bloody god-botherer.
An excuse mormans use to get people out of the room so they can watch porn or some related thing.
Kid-Hey dad whatcha doin?
Dad-What?Oh hey get out of here!
Dad-I'm doing stuff
Kid-What kind of stuff?
When an unfortunate, socially-awkward douchebag decides to engages a hapless victim in unwanted conversation. The victim is forced to carry on the conversation out of social courtesy (the very principles of which the rapist disregards). The victim is left feeling used and in need of therapy. The rapist proceeds to the next victim.
Me: I think conversation rape should be illegal at school.
Douchebag: REALLY? I THINK SO TOO. WE SHOULD START A CLUB. START A CLUB WITH ME?????? DO YOU NEED HELP WITH HOMEWORK?
Me: ...Go away.
When a person/s try to lead you by direction.
This could be a number of differnt types of people. Religious, Governing, Academic, ect.
Push: To force
Hound: Is a type of dog that assists hunters by tracking or chasing the animal being hunted. It can be contrasted with the gun dog, which assists hunters by identifying the location of prey, and with the retriever, which recovers shot quarry.
Dr. Phill: Own it! "If your a dirt bag say your a dirt bag!"
Pope/Mormans:/Cristians: Come my child, We'll show you the way of the faith!
Professor: You could do a little better on this, when I was in college I did everything right.
Haxor: Damn dude, I owned that n00b, and plasterd my pic on the page and placed your momma sat on a rainbow and skittles rain'd from her ass on her site. Now It has to look at me every time it opens facebook.
Officer(Millitary): The only way is the American way
Canada/France: F*ck American's
Me: It's all a form of goating for the mast. If you think about it, the only way they can attain thier rank, is to scrung on some more joiners to the cause. It is the only way these personality types can thrive in thier views. To have hate in your heart is when you become numb to the mind and already dead. It is not only anger and rage that drives the ego, but looking twards self reliance. In the end, the only person you can rely on is yourself to guide you threw to a future. To hide that which you yurn and want for yourself without the strife, is a waste of breath, heart, and interest. The Push-hound will try to break you, mold you, and make you in thier image.
(Assasinated Mind) "The best thing about the future is that it only come one day at a time."-Abraham Lincoln
1) A merging of the words antagonist and agnostic
2) Someone that does not believe in religion but has read various religious works so they can better irritate and argue with door-knockers about why they are deluded
Had the Mormans knock on my door today. Spent an hour arguing with them because I'm an Antagignostic.
a religion made up out of thin air by a guy named joseph smith. he prolly though he was gonna go to hell because he got shitfaced or something so he decided to fuck up the world as much as possible, which is why christians should have made more layers of hell when they made up their religion. that or he was always high and or hallucinated. so basically he claimed to get a bunch of visits from jesus and god. which anyone with an iq above 60 could tell he didnt. so he then translated these plates he got from the ground and magically read them behind a curtain and wouldnt allow anyone to see them. so he created a church which got a shitload of fallowers. so then some sane person shot him in the face in a desperate attempt to stop the attack of the shitfaced retards. they then moved to utah and massacured a lot of people who went there. then they created one of the most epic fantasy novels ever, the book of mormons. then they hijacked the boyscouts and kicked out all gays women athiests wiccans, people who believe in multiple gods and jews that they could find. they also buy the sidewalks in front of their church and routinely beat up gays on them for "tresspassing"
hence the story of the mormans
hey look 2 gays on our mormon sidewalk we didnt tell the public we own lets go beat them up for "tresspassing"